Distin' New Chants

Chuff84 · July 17, 2013

I also have it on good authority from my ITK source that this was how the Chang deal was renewed

phil2801 · July 17, 2013

Shagged by the milkman
You're getting shagged by the milkman

Chuff84 · July 17, 2013

When we play Chelsea

"John Terry's wife wants a pint of the white stuff"

Azzurri · July 18, 2013

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
Some of us do take kids you know.

Come on.

Young kids won't know what it means and by the time they do they'll be using it anyway.

EFCPaul · July 18, 2013

Distin is a sex God. End of.

ToffeeDan · July 18, 2013

Father Dougal
Father Dougal
This is how you give em milk..
This is how you give em milk.
DISTIN. DISTIN

Of course when he makes a mistake it will be his "twin brother"

The Hibbert Agenda · July 18, 2013

Every bad performance from now on
"No no it was my twin brother playing. I was out delivering milk."

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · July 18, 2013

Azzurri said:
Come on.

Young kids won't know what it means and by the time they do they'll be using it anyway.

I'll get you to explain it to my 10 y.o. if you like.

Cena · July 18, 2013

MickM86 said:
How big is your knob?
How big is your knoooobbb!
Oh Sylvain Distin how big is your knob!

Worrying that was chanted last night. Grown men wanting to know the size of another man. Weird

The-Golden-Vision · July 18, 2013

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
Some of us do take kids you know.

And?..

Moomin · July 18, 2013

Cena said:
Worrying that was chanted last night. Grown men wanting to know the size of another man. Weird

What would be more worrying is if Distan told us the size of his cock, I have no doubt its a monster, and will end up making me feel less of a man.

I'm happy to live in the dark regarding this.