Stay on topic in the Everton forum ffs
So when can we start calling him Xohn Alundstro?He's the next Joe Allen.
Is right lid. Pleased to see you topping the league too. You were one of my first games in the cup in 1985 when the Snodin brothers played for you and Stevens and Steven scored our goals in a two nil win.
When you go to the bog do you scrunch or fold the paper mate?

This may a game changer. Thanks for passing it on mate. I'll test it and report back.

Pro Tip : Spread the buttocks before sitting and stretch out. Does not even wipe it's feet. Changed my life.
Thanks for the info mate. I'm sure we'd all appreciate any additional updates you're able to provide for the rest of the year. Don't let the toilet paper debate bother you ... that's just GoT.
FFS here is the best method: The spreading technique mentioned early, paper (scrunch v. fold is somewhat moot ... just be sure to rip off a corner of the paper and eat it) and then you need to incorporate wet wipes into the mix. After that routine you could eat dinner off it ... and I do!
Will keep you updated. Apparently we are looking to loan him for next season aswell
Do you reckon you'll be in the championship then? Is he your best player?
Should be in Championship, just need a few more wins. He's the best player for passing but sometimes he just looks like he needs a bit more experience in areas.
Could you see him going on to play for Everton or not quite that standard?
Yes, I think he has the qualities to do it. Could do with a few seasons out on loan first but when he's been playing near the top level I reckon he could probably play in the team. It will be easier at Everton because they're good for developing youth so will probably get chances to play
Yes, I think he has the qualities to do it. Could do with a few seasons out on loan first but when he's been playing near the top level I reckon he could probably play in the team. It will be easier at Everton because they're good for developing youth so will probably get chances to play