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Building a truly [Poor language removed] playlist to amuse and confuse the senses of my crew mates on the way to the airfield tomorrow morning. Need to shed a few songs to fit it to a disc. Need some help. Song Selection Battle Royal is about to commence.
 

astro78 said:
Building a truly [Poor language removed] playlist to amuse and confuse the senses of my crew mates on the way to the airfield tomorrow morning. Need to shed a few songs to fit it to a disc. Need some help. Song Selection Battle Royal is about to commence.
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What you got on there mate?
 
Roztitute said:
What you got on there mate?
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You don't want to know lid. It is built to be off the wall and random as all get out. I made it to cheer up the crew on the drive in to work. But, my disc drive died as I was trying to burn it. If you still want to know, I will be happy to post the track list.
 
astro78 said:
You don't want to know lid. It is built to be off the wall and random as all get out. I made it to cheer up the crew on the drive in to work. But, my disc drive died as I was trying to burn it. If you still want to know, I will be happy to post the track list.
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afternoon astro how are you today mate.
 

evening ladz.

Dashing thru the snow,
in a V8 wonder sled,
crashing into trees,
cos im off my f**kin head.
Been smokin weed, had tablets too,
a dozen beers or more,
im headin to the red light zone
to get myself a whore
Oh jingle bells, jingle bells,
Santas smokin weed.
Mrs Clause is on the floor,
shes overdosed on speed.
Blitzens wrecked, the elves are too,
they're peakin off their heads,
and if Rudolph snorts another line,
the prick will end up dead!!!

MERRY XMAS!

 
I would MEEERRDEERR a pint round about now. So here's Groucho's Fact Hunt while I go and find probably no cans in the fridge.

Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

There's a lake under Antarctica that is 25 million years old called Lake Vostok.

Richard Nixon liked black pepper and tomato ketchup on his cottage cheese. For breakfast. Yes, as if it wasn't odd anyway, breakfast.

George Bush and Saddam Hussein both had their shoes made by the same Italian shoemaker, Vito Artioli.

The Procrastinators' Club of America has a newsletter called Last Month's Newsletter.

There is a Hello Kitty themed hospital in Taiwan.
 
I am shortly going out to do the best Xmas shopping trip of all...THE BOOZE RUN (y)

I shall , probably , be testing some of the liquids to ensure that they are of a certain standard befitting Casa Chrissy. Lambrini is NOT on the list. If daughter wants some, daughter can get it her bleedin' self
 

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