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Security measures have been improved at for the annual Nutz N Treez squirrel music festival due to incidents between red and grey squirrels at last years event.
Royal Knight Sir Nutsalot has been drafted in to organise his own security team to ensure the safety of regular festival goers, a survivor of the Crooked Oak Massacre Sir Nutsalot released a statement to the press expressing the importance of responsible drinking and respecting one another regardless of fur colour.
The event is set to be the biggest and most action packed of the year as many celebrities of the squirrel world are set to display their talents for all to see, although the official line ups are yet to be released, we have recieved word that a few acts have been confirmed and we're already excited to hear the rest, for now these are definate fixtures at the festival.
Roger Barkley will be showcasing his unbelievable skills on water skis.
Gray Charles and the Climbers will be performing their hit new album "Mo' Nutz, Mo' problems".
Dave Brown, the squirrel famed for the heighest unintentional skydive attempt after falling from the engine bay of an airplane, will be displaying his awesome mid air acrobatics that have earned him the nickname 'The Fearless One'.
Arnut Squirrelnegger is hosting a bodybuilding expodition to promote an active and healthy lifestyle that could potentially add months to your life.
And finally the Ultimate Squirrel Brawl tournament will be making a return with current World Champion Joey Jacobs set to take on up and commer Mohammed Fury for the highly anticipated title fight, Book Tickets Now!
icburns
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A valid concern, though this is a Rate This Squirrel thread, not a Mate This Squirrel thread.
scratchnsurf
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Nuts. You're all nuts.
mike990efc
Player Valuation: £225k
2nd is a cheeky little thief of a squirrel, nicking the biscuit off the table!
DSC_45851 by TorontoBlue, on Flickr[/QUOTE]
He looks like a tree rat! 2/10. Got to be a red squirrel for me (unless he's a red sh*te squirrel)
DSC_45851 by TorontoBlue, on Flickr[/QUOTE]
He looks like a tree rat! 2/10. Got to be a red squirrel for me (unless he's a red sh*te squirrel)
Baines' left foot
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Security measures have been improved at for the annual Nutz N Treez squirrel music festival due to incidents between red and grey squirrels at last years event.
Royal Knight Sir Nutsalot has been drafted in to organise his own security team to ensure the safety of regular festival goers, a survivor of the Crooked Oak Massacre Sir Nutsalot released a statement to the press expressing the importance of responsible drinking and respecting one another regardless of fur colour.
The event is set to be the biggest and most action packed of the year as many celebrities of the squirrel world are set to display their talents for all to see, although the official line ups are yet to be released, we have recieved word that a few acts have been confirmed and we're already excited to hear the rest, for now these are definate fixtures at the festival.
Roger Barkley will be showcasing his unbelievable skills on water skis.
Gray Charles and the Climbers will be performing their hit new album "Mo' Nutz, Mo' problems".
Dave Brown, the squirrel famed for the heighest unintentional skydive attempt after falling from the engine bay of an airplane, will be displaying his awesome mid air acrobatics that have earned him the nickname 'The Fearless One'.
Arnut Squirrelnegger is hosting a bodybuilding expodition to promote an active and healthy lifestyle that could potentially add months to your life.
And finally the Ultimate Squirrel Brawl tournament will be making a return with current World Champion Joey Jacobs set to take on up and commer Mohammed Fury for the highly anticipated title fight, Book Tickets Now!
Hahaha, great stuff!!!
10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10 !!!!!
"Oh mike990efc, we know what you are."
tommye
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I'm sorry, I had to....
wonderful. I'm stealing this for my Facebook pic. Loving your work tubey.
Woolly Blue
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Tis a gerbil that .. or needs to go on a diet.
Crying.
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