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EFCNIK said:
Plenty of that going on there aswell. Really freaked me out the lady boy thing. Approached me at the bar and I though 'Im well in here'. Had no idea. Then got chatting, told 'it' I was going Thailand this summer and then she asked me if I was going to try and ladyboys. I was like naaaaaaahh. And he/she was like 'I AM LADYBOY' and I was like :o saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffeee :/
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Hahahahha.
 
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Meh Garlands is mixed.

I go to a club called Heaven when I can on a Monday in London. Every day of the week it's gay as hell, but on Monday's it's student night and basically anything goes. It's ****ing mental. I pulled an amazing Italian bird, got came onto by a Thai lady boy and got started on by a tranny for drunkenly touching his/her boob and asking if it was real. Think it's great. Come and be yourself and no one gives a ****. No homophobia from this dude. Yeah I'd prefer not to see lads necking lads but when your smashed who cares. Minge EVERYWHERE.
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I would rather go to a normal bar tbh. Never seen the attraction of going to a gay bar.
 

I got spiked in Superstar Boudoir in Southport, dno what i got spiked with but the music went really slow and deep, i couldn't walk properly because my legs were like jelly and my speech was slurred, only had two pints like so someone deffo spiked me, i had to get a taxi back to Maghull with me bird who unfortunately for her had to essentially carry me down lord street looking for a jobe.

On a scary note, i was lucky me bird was there, if it were me mates they'd have probably just buzzed off me and left me in a mess, i quite easily could've been bum raped and wouldn't have had the strength to stop it.
 
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I got spiked in Superstar Boudoir in Southport, dno what i got spiked with but the music went really slow and deep, i couldn't walk properly because my legs were like jelly and my speech was slurred, only had two pints like so someone deffo spiked me, i had to get a taxi back to Maghull with me bird who unfortunately for her had to essentially carry me down lord street looking for a jobe.

On a scary note, i was lucky me bird was there, if it were me mates they'd have probably just buzzed off me and left me in a mess, i quite easily could've been bum raped and wouldn't have had the strength to stop it.
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That ole chestnut
 
I once had a girl stick a thumb up me bum whilst i was getting a chew, i happened to blirt like a few secconds later (probably out of shock) and afterwards it was the most unsexy thing ever. From that moment onwards i swore not to be penetrated ever again and thats why my butt stays locked up.
 

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I once had a girl stick a thumb up me bum whilst i was getting a chew, i happened to blirt like a few secconds later (probably out of shock) and afterwards it was the most unsexy thing ever. From that moment onwards i swore not to be penetrated ever again and thats why my butt stays locked up.
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That Joanna Lumley is a terror ain't she.
 
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I once had a girl stick a thumb up me bum whilst i was getting a chew, i happened to blirt like a few secconds later (probably out of shock) and afterwards it was the most unsexy thing ever. From that moment onwards i swore not to be penetrated ever again and thats why my butt stays locked up.
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i bet she didnt know what to clean first.. her thumb or her face.
 
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I once had a girl stick a thumb up me bum whilst i was getting a chew, i happened to blirt like a few secconds later (probably out of shock) and afterwards it was the most unsexy thing ever. From that moment onwards i swore not to be penetrated ever again and thats why my butt stays locked up.
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My mate brought back some random filthbag to his flat and she ended up giving him a tounging down there. Said it was the best thing ever. Each to their own like.
 
EFCNIK said:
My mate brought back some random filthbag to his flat and she ended up giving him a tounging down there. Said it was the best thing ever. Each to their own like.
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I like doing that to girls but never had it done to me, LOL at this convo btw. Joey Barton.
 

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