We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.

davek · 2025-12-12T10:08:57+0000

DanB90 said:
Has anyone ever actually called him “Gravy Tits”?

Or is Dave getting him mixed up with allardyce?

I apologise for the mx up. I knew the insult was something like that.

So yeah, gravel tits - 6 wins out of 10 games.

Needs to get out of the mickey mouse euro cup though or they'll be fighting off falling into the relegation spots this season.

Dyche will be hoping that once the first KO tie is over they'll just have one game per week. They looked completely knackered against us last week. It'll happen again until they're eliminated.

DanB90 · 2025-12-12T10:12:33+0000

davek said:
I apologise for the mx up. I knew the insult was something like that.

So yeah, gravel tits - 6 wins out of 10 games.

Needs to get out of the mickey mouse euro cup though or they'll be fighting off falling into the relegation spots this season.

Dyche will be hoping that once the first KO tie is over they'll just have one game per week. They looked completely knackered against us last week. It'll happen again until they're eliminated.

That’s not a very nice thing to call a former Everton manager Dave.

davek · 2025-12-12T10:15:00+0000

DanB90 said:
That’s not a very nice thing to call a former Everton manager Dave.

I'm just using the collectively settled on nomenclature.

MikeH72 · 2025-12-12T10:15:43+0000

davek said:
I apologise for the mx up. I knew the insult was something like that.

So yeah, gravel tits - 6 wins out of 10 games.

Needs to get out of the mickey mouse euro cup though or they'll be fighting off falling into the relegation spots this season.

Dyche will be hoping that once the first KO tie is over they'll just have one game per week. They looked completely knackered against us last week. It'll happen again until they're eliminated.

So I’ll ask you again and hope you answer this time, why isn’t he playing the kids in it to ensure they go out?

I’ll also ask you, why aren’t Crystal Palace in a relegation dogfight with the same amount of extra games plus a smaller squad than Forest?

davek · 2025-12-12T10:17:00+0000

MikeH72 said:
So I’ll ask you again and hope you answer this time, why isn’t he playing the kids in it to ensure they go out?

I’ll also ask you, why aren’t Crystal Palace in a relegation dogfight with the same amount of extra games plus a smaller squad than Forest?

Because he has a looney owner who thinks losing in Europe will be dishonourable for HIM.

Palace: they have a manager who's potentially an elite coach.

MikeH72 · 2025-12-12T10:18:36+0000

davek said:
Because he has a looney owner who thinks losing in Europe will be dishonourable for HIM.

Palace: they have a manager who's potentially an elite coach.

So the owner is overruling the manager and picking the team for European games then? Ok, noted. I will make sure to credit Mr Marinakis after every win they get in the competition.

MikeH72 · 2025-12-12T10:24:07+0000

To be honest, can you really blame Mr Marinakis? I’m sure he hasn’t poured £400m into the squad to be told by some discount Pulis that they need 1 game per week in order to focus on scrambling to 16th every season. If I was him I’d take matters into my own fat hands as well.

DanB90 · 2025-12-12T10:30:56+0000

“I want Sean Dyche to be a success at Forest and now my wife’s boyfriend won’t look me in the eyes”

wandyr79 · 2025-12-12T11:22:28+0000

This thread is so weird.

Swartzy · 2025-12-12T12:12:02+0000

wandyr79 said:
This thread is so weird.

But, do you love it ?

COYBL25 · 2025-12-12T12:15:06+0000

MikeH72 said:
To be honest, can you really blame Mr Marinakis? I’m sure he hasn’t poured £400m into the squad to be told by some discount Pulis that they need 1 game per week in order to focus on scrambling to 16th every season. If I was him I’d take matters into my own fat hands as well.

I`ve heard that Marinakis is starring in Dyche`s home porn movies, filmed in the basement of his house in Wellingborough, so I think Dyche may have found a way to stay in the good books of the Big Fat Greek Gangster.

It`s a bit like a Poundland Epstein Island, but they use local ladies that they pick up with promises of stardom, in the likes of the Kettering Neto and Aldi.