Match Thread Bournemouth 0-1 Everton. Tue Dec 2. 7.30

[miami]

Opening this here box of Mr. Kipling Caramelised Biscuit Whirls is the most exciting part of watching this.

Oooh, very nice . I’m sampling some of the less fancy, but just as appetising, chocolate hobnobs. Not the highly praised mcvities brand mind you, but the imposter Asda version. Still great with a cuppa.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Grealish trying to play passes that are never on whilst flat out refusing to shoot

 

[matty1878]

…..the Iroegbunam option lasted 45 mins, how sad, how brutal to be that exposed. He even had his own ‘opportunity’ thread ffs

Alcaraz/KDH will be better but I can’t see anything but us being totally exposed with that axis. Moyes might have to be innovative, maybe 3 at the back which invariably means 5 at the back as far as we’re concerned. Can’t think of a defender in the squad too be mobile enough to play the Gueye role.

Crazy to be so depleted when one old bloke becomes unavailable.

some might say we’ve had ONE WINDOW

 

[JohnJq]

They just made 2 subs. Watch our lack of a counter reaction by Moyes to lose the game.

 

[coollino]

Bring on the vicar

 

[Bwana]

First goal wins

Jumpers for goal posts.

 

[Efcjake]

and barry is still getting slated

Some people here hate Everton strikers because they're crap.

I've learned to accept it.

You can go the other road and start making up things to be impressed about like defensive headers or hold up play but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[matty1878]

Grealish trying to play passes that are never on whilst flat out refusing to shoot

we need to shoot more ffs

 

[Jamiednm]

This is one of those games that you just don’t want to end.

Half-hoping that lad representing Just Stop Oil turns up and shackles himself to the goalpost again in the name of public auto erotic asphyxiation, so the game goes deep in to the night.

 

[TrixyStevens]

Grealish isn’t getting the ball moving quick enough, he’s slowing it down and letting Bournemouth get their shape back.

 

[Mr PEN86]

Would probably get Dibling on the Ndiaye. Not looked on it today

 

[Rita_Poon]

good defending JT, corner brnmouthe

 

[ChesterBlue]

Dibling surely deserves a run here

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Always worry when Tim has the ball that the opposition will be having a shot within 10 seconds.

 

[matty1878]

Some people here hate Everton strikers because they're crap.

I've learned to accept it.

You can go the other road and start making up things to be impressed about like defensive headers or hold up play but I wouldn't recommend it.

so you call him for that when the keeper made a good save?