This is apparently not a joke !
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Mascherano was ‘der beat defensive midfielder in der werld’ when he joined.Remember when theirr full back jones was the best in der werld lad.
Le tallec was zidanes sekond cumin lad. Trent AA was the best right back and midfielder in der werld LAD (ooops)
and who can forget the old scouse Cafu, jon Flanagan LAD BEST IN DER WERLD LAAAAD
There isnt a hand big enough to dish out the collective slap that fanbase needs
The Rafael cardinals was proper cringe too.Remember when Captain Scrabble first joined, and they started calling him 'So boss, la'?
That's still in the top ten cringiest things even that lot have come up with.
Not forgetting that deranged bint with the 'Oh MacAllisteurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' song, now that's never going to leave the winners rostrum...
I don’t understand a word of this but I enjoyed every single syllable.
Naby Keita, remember that yard dog.Remember when theirr full back jones was the best in der werld lad.
Le tallec was zidanes sekond cumin lad. Trent AA was the best right back and midfielder in der werld LAD (ooops)
and who can forget the old scouse Cafu, jon Flanagan LAD BEST IN DER WERLD LAAAAD
There isnt a hand big enough to dish out the collective slap that fanbase needs
Naby Keita, remember that yard dog.
Arrived as the best thing since sliced bread.
I put this through blueloontranslate for you.
Her : So lad, your team bottled it again, you must be getting fed up of this happening for club and country?
Him : Yep.
Her : Do you have any ideas how you can turn all this around?
Him : No
Her : Perhaps you should think about signing for Real Madrid in January?
Him : Hmm, maybe , I wouldn't rule that out, wait and see.
Joe Cole, better than MessiRemember when theirr full back jones was the best in der werld lad.
Le tallec was zidanes sekond cumin lad. Trent AA was the best right back and midfielder in der werld LAD (ooops)
and who can forget the old scouse Cafu, jon Flanagan LAD BEST IN DER WERLD LAAAAD
There isnt a hand big enough to dish out the collective slap that fanbase needs
Fun fact. I lived next door to Le Tallec in Sefton Park. He shared a gaff with the other lad they signed, whis name escapes me.Remember when theirr full back jones was the best in der werld lad.
Le tallec was zidanes sekond cumin lad. Trent AA was the best right back and midfielder in der werld LAD (ooops)
and who can forget the old scouse Cafu, jon Flanagan LAD BEST IN DER WERLD LAAAAD
There isnt a hand big enough to dish out the collective slap that fanbase needs
I think it just means he knows the difference between a fish knife and a butter knife.This is apparently not a joke !
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