Fireworks and dogs

Fireworks

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chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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You’ve written a full-on dissertation there, big man. Did a little dog steal your chips?
 

jaycee said:
There was one or two ex posters on here that liked dogs wearing Victoria's secret lingerie
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SpurtingLesbian

Thread 'Dapper looking Dogs.'

Everton in the Top 3 (though still behind the RS, get it sorted Mishi Moshi!!! )

Do you dress your dog up?
Do you force it to wear a comedy costume at Christmas?
Do you think there something seriously wrong with people that dress them up?






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chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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Lets get down to the real nitty gritty.
Which is the loudest . . . a banger or a barker?
How many decibels?
 
chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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SAY IT !!!
 

I have a dog, a Kerry Blue, so a proper dog.

He feels he has to protect us from fireworks. He's not scared of them, but christ it winds him up. The only time hes OK with them is when hes in the car. So, I commit to few nights a year, Diwali, Bommy night and the nearest Saturday to driving him about for about 4 hours. Though last year we went to Machynlleth in mid Wales instead.

In my opinion, those that are drawn to noises and bright lights are either younger than 9 years old, or a complete waste of the gene that brings joy.

I mean, forget everything else, dog or no dog, fireworks are an absolute waste of time and chemistry. No matter what music gets played, no matter what order they light the fuse, it is BORING with a capital B. If thats how you get your kicks, get a life.
 
Dreading it. I've actually been asking other dog owners about how to handle it, as my dog wasn't born until December last year, and the general premise is: don't make a big deal out of it to the dog.

Someone even said to take mine outside to introduce him to where the noise is coming from?
 
chicoazul said:
It’s the time of year where young scals and bored dars left off plenty of fireworks. Seems a few grumbles from dog owners saying it terrifies their little fluffy buddies.

Where do you stand on this?
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terrifies their little fluffy buddies - Just your tone means you fail to understand the true meaning of what dogs bring to a life.
 

BainesontoastNEW said:
Dreading it. I've actually been asking other dog owners about how to handle it, as my dog wasn't born until December last year, and the general premise is: don't make a big deal out of it to the dog.

Someone even said to take mine outside to introduce him to where the noise is coming from?
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My friends have always made a bit of a game of the noise when their dog was a puppy to get him used to Bonfire night.
Just an idea though as I've never had a dog yet I absolutely love them.
Woof, woof.
 
Jacko93 said:
I have a dog, a Kerry Blue, so a proper dog.

He feels he has to protect us from fireworks. He's not scared of them, but christ it winds him up. The only time hes OK with them is when hes in the car. So, I commit to few nights a year, Diwali, Bommy night and the nearest Saturday to driving him about for about 4 hours. Though last year we went to Machynlleth in mid Wales instead.

In my opinion, those that are drawn to noises and bright lights are either younger than 9 years old, or a complete waste of the gene that brings joy.

I mean, forget everything else, dog or no dog, fireworks are an absolute waste of time and chemistry. No matter what music gets played, no matter what order they light the fuse, it is BORING with a capital B. If thats how you get your kicks, get a life.
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Had a Kerry Blue years ago.
What nice dogs they are.
Beautiful temperament. I still think about him a lot. That’s like 20 years ago now.
 

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