The best feeling ever

[Kurt.]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

 

[Swartzy]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

Happy for you bud, and although I'm not suffering constipation, after reading your fulfilment in the release,

I'm actually getting kind of jealous..

 

[Kurt.]

Happy for you bud, and although I'm not suffering constipation, after reading your fulfilment in the release,

I'm actually getting kind of jealous..

Its freedom

 

[cronullasharks]

Its freedom

All natural or did you have go down the enema route???

 

[magicjuan]

I've been up all night with the squits, maybe between us we could master the world?

 

[tommye]

Kurt chatting shît again.

Some things just never change

 

[RufusCat]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

I had the misfortune on my last bloods check to be diagnosed as having a low iron count, so the quack put me on ferrous sulphate tablets. Never been so bunged up in all my life. The sooner I am off these things the better. I am a simple sole and just want regularity.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I’ve got kids, I’ve won leagues, I’ve won cups, I’ve won cups, I’ve got jobs I wanted ….. but ….. I’ve been constipated for a week now and just had ‘a release’ …. Is there any better feeling in the world … ever ???????

After suffering from ibs and Plymouths....I concur

 

[Kurt.]

Wow….. i was very drunk last night

 

[Seathestars]

Thats not constipation buddy, thats forgetting to take your Butt plug out.

 

[Nymzee]

I didn’t got for 5 days this week whilst I was ill, finally went this morning and what a beauty. Was almost like that Norse snake that encircles the whole world.

 

[tommye]

I didn’t got for 5 days this week whilst I was ill, finally went this morning and what a beauty. Was almost like that Norse snake that encircles the whole world.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

No one has said "all the awards" yet. Standards are slipping. Unlike Kurt's log which clearly had to be coaxed out with a crowbar.

 

[tommye]

No one has said "all the awards" yet. Standards are slipping. Unlike Kurt's log which clearly had to be coaxed out with a crowbar.

Spends all week getting it smashed back in then complains when nothing comes out.

 

[Kurt.]

All natural or did you have go down the enema route???

With friends like you lot… who needs enemas ?