2025/26 Jack Grealish

[Swartzy]

Peanuts In The Ashtray

Learn something new everyday, if your being serious than I'm now jealous of that Username..

 

[tommye]

Learn something new everyday, if your being serious than I'm now jealous of that Username..

I did think it might be Puke In The Alliums but we're not monsters ffs

 

[LinekersLegs]

I did think it might be Puke In The Alliums but we're not monsters ffs

Have to check with @Joey66 if that is a good fertilzer for allium bulbs!

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Have to check with @Joey66 if that is a good fertilzer for allium bulbs!

That'd be the the worst excuse for more wine that I've ever seen...

 

[Joey66]

That'd be the the worst excuse for more wine that I've ever seen...

Lilly family

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

So you don’t agree with the Opta definition of an assist?

Opta, a British sports analytics company and the official provider of Premier League statistics,[5][6] defines an assist as "The final touch from a teammate, which leads to the recipient of the ball scoring a goal"

If not how would you define an assist? You seem to be suggesting that pass length and distance from goal are metrics that should also be included?

Pickford drops the ball at his feet, takes it on a run towards the opposite goal. Slaloms past 8 players, draws the opposition goaly off his line. All the while, waiting for one of his teammates to catch-up to him. Lobs it over the keeper, onto the toes of his fellow player on the goal line for a tap-in. That's a proper assist.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Pickford drops the ball at his feet, takes it on a run towards the opposite goal. Slaloms past 8 players, draws the opposition goaly off his line. All the while, waiting for one of his teammates to catch-up to him. Lobs it over the keeper, onto the toes of his fellow player on the goal line for a tap-in. That's a proper assist.

Have to say that is an assist I would LOVE to see!

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Pickford drops the ball at his feet, takes it on a run towards the opposite goal. Slaloms past 8 players, draws the opposition goaly off his line. All the while, waiting for one of his teammates to catch-up to him. Lobs it over the keeper, onto the toes of his fellow player on the goal line for a tap-in. That's a proper assist.

Wouldn’t he be offside

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Wouldn’t he be offside

 

[Dixie D]

I love him & I want to have his babies...End of!

 

[Dixie D]

I'd crawl over broken glass, naked..Just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie!

 

[Dixie D]

My Mr's fancies him & I'd watch him shag her...Whilst a thousand bee's entered my honey covered arsehole!

 

[Dixie D]

The feeling is strong & the feeling is pure & unadulterated!!...I love him

 

[Swartzy]

The feeling is strong & the feeling is pure & unadulterated!!...I love him

You might have to ask Matty, think he claimed him first..

 

[Tel001]

Sorry, I meant cartilages.

Moyes share the private medical findings of a player with you, over your weekly Sunday lunch catch ups did he?

Or maybe a professional medical practitioner decided to rocks their career and tell some angry internet troll legally protected and personal info ?