BlueNoseJim
Player Valuation: £950k
I'll make a .gif with some witty text inserts.
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I'll make a .gif with some witty text inserts.
efcforever
Player Valuation: £10m
Here we go again, I know I'm asking for it but............what does anyone know, are the Jade Group still hanging around??
Just make a video, would be easier. Plus you can still add the witty text.
Would be an internet sensation, that.
BlueNoseJim
Player Valuation: £950k
It's a solid plan really. When I get famous from it, and make TV appearances and earn much revenue from advertisements on the videos on many websites, I will pump part of my millions into the club. I just wish I had a multi-knob so I could do it over and over again... suppose I could just glue it back on when I'm done though.
Or just think of something else, and equally fun!
BlueNoseJim
Player Valuation: £950k
I could rip my arse cheeks off, but I don't fancy looking like a lego man.
You would already look like one when you rip off your penor though, wouldn't you?
FFS!!
tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
cod help us!! I'm net sure about this one. etc etc etc
BlueNoseJim
Player Valuation: £950k
True. It would be more effective with a flatter buttocks though. With my knob ripped off I'd just look like an action man though. I defo didn't pull an action man's kecks down...
I love this from a boll***cks rumour site.........if it happened we would be swapping one crook for another 
Absolute massive take over in the balance as we speak.
Huge interest from a Russia oligarch that wants in on the EPL. Apparently he he is a friend of RA at Chelsea and wants in, the only problem is that he has to serve 2 more months in jail then hes free.
This is from a really good source in Russia.
Absolute massive take over in the balance as we speak.
Huge interest from a Russia oligarch that wants in on the EPL. Apparently he he is a friend of RA at Chelsea and wants in, the only problem is that he has to serve 2 more months in jail then hes free.
This is from a really good source in Russia.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
I love this from a boll***cks rumour site.........if it happened we would be swapping one crook for another
Absolute massive take over in the balance as we speak.
Huge interest from a Russia oligarch that wants in on the EPL. Apparently he he is a friend of RA at Chelsea and wants in, the only problem is that he has to serve 2 more months in jail then hes free.
This is from a really good source in Russia.
russian big dunc
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Caveo
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I love this from a boll***cks rumour site.........if it happened we would be swapping one crook for another
Absolute massive take over in the balance as we speak.
Huge interest from a Russia oligarch that wants in on the EPL. Apparently he he is a friend of RA at Chelsea and wants in, the only problem is that he has to serve 2 more months in jail then hes free.
This is from a really good source in Russia.
I don't belive you ...........................IT's ON FFS!!!!!!!!!!
Toffeeman1878
Player Valuation: £500k
I love this from a boll***cks rumour site.........if it happened we would be swapping one crook for another
Absolute massive take over in the balance as we speak.
Huge interest from a Russia oligarch that wants in on the EPL. Apparently he he is a friend of RA at Chelsea and wants in, the only problem is that he has to serve 2 more months in jail then hes free.
This is from a really good source in Russia.
Sounds like my sort of bloke
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