Dominic Calvert-Lewin watch

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Y'know cos he's leaving and it'll be fun to see if he turns into Shearer or Carlton Cole elsewhere.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Newcastle innit? Isak will go to them lot and he’ll be their number 9. I foresee modest goal returns and fan adoration because he puts himself about. A minimum of 4 PL goals per season against Everton.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Interesting he’s citing a family decision in his statement, wonder if he goes abroad.
Italy or Germany being my guess.
If he does I expect 10-15 goals, not because of some massive uptick in form, but just because the Italian and German leagues are easier to score in imo.

 

[Runub]

Y'know cos he's leaving and it'll be fun to see if he turns into Shearer or Carlton Cole elsewhere.

It’ll be like tuning into an episode of Casualty each week

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It’ll be like tuning into an episode of Casualty each week

 

[mahermi1]

Y'know cos he's leaving and it'll be fun to see if he turns into Shearer or Carlton Cole elsewhere.

If he signs for Liverpool he's guaranteed an injury free career..and Asthma..

 

[Bryan+]

Don’t be surprised if he signs for Man UTD, discount Jim loves a bargain.

 

[Efcjake]

I'm curious to see where he lands. I think if it's a Premier League team it's a promoted one and he quickly gets dropped for not scoring.

Unfortunately I just don't think he's going to be able to maintain a season at this level any longer. The injuries and fitness battles have done for him.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm curious to see where he lands. I think if it's a Premier League team it's a promoted one and he quickly gets dropped for not scoring.

Unfortunately I just don't think he's going to be able to maintain a season at this level any longer. The injuries and fitness battles have done for him.

Leeds seems a solid bet to me.

Might have a Bamford season, then fade.

 

[Efcjake]

Leeds seems a solid bet to me.

Might have a Bamford season, then fade.

He scores in streaks so I expect there will be a purple patch at one point and then he will get a knock and struggle. It's a shame but that's been the pattern for a little while now.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He scores in streaks so I expect there will be a purple patch at one point and then he will get a knock and struggle. It's a shame but that's been the pattern for a little while now.

Defo scoring at Goodison BMD. Fully expected him to kiss the badge and shush the crowd. Albeit, the Leeds consolation in a 5-1 hammering. Seems fitting somehow.

Edit: I'm just too used to writing Goodison. Still feels weird.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Newcastle losing out on Joao Pedro and signing Dom, therefore sending their fans into a downward spiral, would be peak entertainment.

 

[Harry Blue]

Used to love the fella, I would get rid now though. We need a good striker who is actually available for selection moving forward

 

[Timbucktoo]

It’ll be like tuning into an episode of Casualty each week

Nah, most of the people in Casualty recovered by the end of each episode.

 

[SJB]

Opened the thread thinking the club were releasing a commemorative timepiece to mark his departure. Disappointed.