Salt and pepper chicken bandit

[Yarrgh]

No idea what this thread is about??

I had no idea either but it looks like it could be a real cracker of a thread.

In the spirit of redemption that Easter carries, may I suggest that the punishment be crucifixion?

 

[Bryan+]

No idea what this thread is about??

Sounds like something a suspect would say…

 

[PhilM]

It was not an impulsive action: it was premeditated with his phone out, recorded it, gave his own commentary and then posted it on social media.

We do not need tossers like that in our fan base, so I fully support the ban. It sets a precedent and hopefully keeps more of the knuckle-dragging dross from acting.

I wouldn't be surprised if his kin were as bad.

 

[tommye]

Plot twist of the century? Davek is Tommye’s multi and he posted in the wrong account?

Don't make me come and find you mate....

 

[Harryflashman]

What an idiot and he deserves a ban. Lifetime seems a lot but it sends a message.

I’d make him pay 100x the cost of what he stole to EITC to reduce the ban to a year.

Despite posting and pontificating a few times I didn’t really clock it was a lifetime ban , given some of the lads who’ve been away from Goodison and are back it does seem heavy but he’s been stupid .


Hopefully it’ll be a couple of years max .

 

[Groucho]

Worra nobed

 

[davek]

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[Rita_Poon]

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Perhaps he can go round to Sharpy's to watch the match together going forwards

 

[Neiler]

Wonder now does he regret not asking for a drink as well.

 

[degsy]

My faith in humanity has largely disappeared in recent years. It's bad enough that you would think of robbing salt and pepper chicken of all things, but then being stupid enough to tell everybody online and getting yourself banned for life, utterly idiotic. Wouldn't even on minded if it was a young fella, but he was in his 60s. Still think his punishment was harsh like. Anyone else amazed at how idiotic general public can be?

@ £12.75 a go there's more than 1 bandit

 

[Yarrgh]

I've been thinking about chicken scruff.

Are we now in the process of forming a band of scruffs equal if not surpassing the rs scruffs? I am positioning this one as direct opponent of pot noodle head.

Next up, we'll be asterisking a league, firing rockets at some building associated with the rs (Malaysian consulate perhaps?) and photocopying a QR code to get into a European cup final.

Our descent into rs-ness will be resigning Keane on 400k a week because he is a central defender who plays like he only has one leg.

I am however begging Phil Jagielka not to jeopardise any commentator gig in our glorious future and not spit on kids.

 

[Tipp blue]

He's 62, quite possibly someone's grandad. How absolutely pathetic

"Hey Grandad will you bring me the game"
"I can't I stole a £12 portion of chicken recorded it then posted it online and got banned from the ground "

 

[Bryan+]

“Why can’t we go the match dad. Is it cos you stole food and filmed yourself?”.

"Hey Grandad will you bring me the game"
"I can't I stole a £12 portion of chicken recorded it then posted it online and got banned from the ground "

Great shout, mate.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

- Grandad, why do you talk in that funny fake voice all the time when we are out?
- Sorry son I once stole lunch at a football match and I am concerned someone will recognise my voice from the video I shared of me doing it, and beat the crap out of me.