Death !

[kev]

Honestly mate, I’d happily go out with the rubbish… once I’m dead I’m dead

I agree.
Dead for life once you're gone.

 

[cronullasharks]

Just dig a hole and throw me in next to our cats that have passed over the years. They probably liked me better anyway.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Might see how much it would cost for Gunther von Hagens to plasticise my cadaver into a coat stand for the Mrs.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

According to the literature I was given, they decide when I am no more.

Unless I'm reading this wrong, that's quite a lot of authority they've got isn't it, redbrick or not.

 

[summerisle]

Might see how much it would cost for Gunther von Hagens to plasticise my cadaver into a coat stand for the Mrs.

Contact the Kremlin :

 

[Sadken]

I’ve told my Mrs to throw me in the sea near some cliffs where we live….. makes me sick thinking of paying for a funeral

You told your Mrs to throw you off a cliff ? Check your life insurance has suddenly gone up and refuse any long walks .

 

[COYBL25]

@peteblue on holiday

 

[marnie]

Not a chance. I will die and people will sort it out for me. Not like I am going to be there to worry about it.However the ale and food will be all paid by me for the Sesh afterwards.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Nobody claim my body.

The state can pay.

 

[summerisle]

Nobody claim my body.

The state can pay.

Make some limited edition Soylent biscuits from you ?

 

[summerisle]

Not a chance. I will die and people will sort it out for me. Not like I am going to be there to worry about it.However the ale and food will be all paid by me for the Sesh afterwards.

Best part of a funeral.

 

[Littlesue]

Hopefully I can get some money together before I die to have one of those Pure Cremation funerals. I've left instructions with my sons to have a wake at a Black Country Ale pub and also left 6 locations where my Ashes are to go.

 

[magicjuan]

Quite bizarre, I was thinking about this as a thread topic this very morning.
You weren't in the shower with me were you?
I've just cashed in a pension, which is why I'm thinking about death a lot. That and the smell from my feet.

 

[summerisle]

Quite bizarre, I was thinking about this as a thread topic this very morning.
You weren't in the shower with me were you?
I've just cashed in a pension, which is why I'm thinking about death a lot. That and the smell from my feet.

Showing my age now.

 

[tonyhorne]

I have made a will. Just to make it easier, hopefully, for those who have to deal with my mortal remains. Apart from that, they can drop those remains into a swamp in a cardboard box for all I care ...