Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Littlesue]

Not a fit bird but a member of OnlyFans I understand….

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Yes, it’s Matt Le Tissier’s daughter in law

What's that expression? "You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

 

[Milk]

What's that expression? "You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

Think I'd make do with a radiator thanks

 

[TommyDavo]

What's that expression? "You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

It’s “you don’t look at the clock…”

 

[Littlesue]

It’s “you don’t look at the clock…”

Not heard that one but same meaning lol

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

What's that expression? "You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

Yeah but in this instance you’d defo come away with a “burning sensation” and need to see a doctor immediately.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

It’s “you don’t look at the clock…”

…….whilst replacing the battery??

 

[Milk]

Inguna Butane

 

[GoldenToffee]

What's that expression? "You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

One up the bum, no harm done.

Mr C. Finch, 2005

 

[The binman chronicles]

Trying to raise up the average age. The fantastic Miss Jennifer Tilly.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Trying to raise up the average age. The fantastic Miss Jennifer Tilly.

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First two I can just about accept.
Last one is proper reader wives material.

If you want to up the age, Monica Belluci (60) , Kylie Minogue (56) , Courtney Cox (60) , even Iman (69),
But Doreen from number 47?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Anyone got pics of the us first lady
belarus first lady
north korea first lady
russia first lady
?

No especial relevance.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

"You don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire"

Hmm, I stick my face right in it...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Jeeeeeeesus christ, Em....way to make a middle-aged man come to terms with his middle-agedness.

 

[The binman chronicles]

First two I can just about accept.
Last one is proper reader wives material.

If you want to up the age, Monica Belluci (60) , Kylie Minogue (56) , Courtney Cox (60) , even Iman (69),
But Doreen from number 47?

If you call Jennifer Doreen just once more good sir, it will be pistols at dawn.

Nothing wrong with readers wives, I purposely showed that picture as she was deep into her 50's at that point.

 

[NeilMorepies]