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Olympics finally surpassed, Florida Man Games are nigh.

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Events include:

  • Evading Arrest Obstacle Course, in which participants steal copper pipes and catalytic converters while being chased by cops. A frozen iguana is also involved.
  • Lawnmower Racing, hosted by NASCAR Infinity Series driver Jeffrey Earnhardt.
  • Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel, where participants climb into a mud pit, don helmets and beat each other with pool noodles.
  • Eat the Butt Challenge, which is a race to see who can shovel down an entire pork platter the fastest.
  • Florida Sumo Cage Match and Beer Chug, where Florida Men try to spill opponents’ pitchers of beer while holding on to their own.
  • Hurricane Party Prep Grocery Aisle Brawl, a mad scramble to snag the last bottled water and AA batteries.
  • Human Beer Pong, where Gamers climb into inflatable balls and aim for kiddy-pools filled with beer.

    This year’s field includes an all-female team from Gainesville. Each team must include at least one woman in order to participate in a new event that involves a sports bra, a “baby daddy” and a cigarette.

    https://www.jacksonville.com/story/...event-returns-to-st-johns-county/78457841007/
 

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