If you won £3 million pounds

[chrismpw]

Take me and the missus, and a few friends on an around the world cruise.

Buy a modest winter residence in a quiet part of the south of France. (I'd prefer s. Italy, but that's a long drive ... I don't fly)

Buy a house near where I live with a barn or big garage and a decent sized garden.

Dine out once a week.

 

[Blue 1]

Buy $TRUMP memecoin, which clearly isn't a scam or a vehicle for corruption. I'm sure it would make me super rich.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Surely the first thing anyone would buy when becoming eye watering wealthy is

 

[Tommy Chong]

For Kurt, to stop him making turd threads.

The bloody Welsh, hey Thomas?

I think we both know what ol' Kurty would spend his unexpected fortuitous windfall on...

 

[Ming the Merciful]

House in Bristol and apartment in Menorca.

I'd go down to 3 days a week at work - Tues, wed, Thurs.

Learn to drive. Should have done it years ago and now it's too cost prohibitive for lessons on my budget.

Rest I'd just put away for my daughter's future.

I'd probably upgrade to a posh gym with a steam room instead of the packed council one and get a nicer second hand bike.

And go back to eating at restaurants again once a month.

 

[NorthernBlue]

Keep a million aside for the kids so when they’ve proved they are not going to be wasters I’ll set up them up.

Retire on the rest. But first lay my nut on my boss for being a gaslighting manipulative narcissist. He’s a right weasel he’d probably press charges. Do a bit of time but because of my money I’ll buy myself protection. Probably end up like that fella in the film Shot Caller and run a gang and that (not an aryan brotherhood one). Get so mixed up in it all that I never get released. Ring my wife and tell her to move on.

 

[Blue 1]

I'd probably by a bionic hand that could be swapped out for a minigun in times of war.

 

[Eggs]

…give it to the kids.

 

[Bryan+]

Can I pay an ultra tier to ignore being tagged by Kurt pls Dan. £9 or £99 it’s going to be worth it.

note to self…figure out how to block a poster from starting threads

For Kurt, to stop him making turd threads.

 

[Connor]

Pay off the mortgage
New car
Rest in a lovely savings earner

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

If you won £3 million pounds what would be your first purchase ? House, car, holiday or brasses even.. what would you buy first ?

Darwin Nunez for Monday night team I play with - I’d also buy a 2.9 mil house with the rest

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Leave the wife...you did ask
Move house
100K each to family..immediate only.
cats protection league would get a chunk.
Certain charities
Alder hay obviously.

 

[cronullasharks]

Leave the wife...you did ask
Move house
100K each to family..immediate only.
cats protection league would get a chunk.
Certain charities
Alder hay obviously.

The cat protection league will be swimming in cash once you and @chrismpw donate

 

[Kurt.]

I’d probably invest in an AI thread generator

 

[Bedfordblue]

Keep a million aside for the kids so when they’ve proved they are not going to be wasters I’ll set up them up.

Retire on the rest. But first lay my nut on my boss for being a gaslighting manipulative narcissist. He’s a right weasel he’d probably press charges. Do a bit of time but because of my money I’ll buy myself protection. Probably end up like that fella in the film Shot Caller and run a gang and that (not an aryan brotherhood one). Get so mixed up in it all that I never get released. Ring my wife and tell her to move on.

Well that’s certainly one way of using it