Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

[bluestevon]

18/19 it says on that chart....

Joey mate, according to your list we signed Patterson when he was 15

 

[bluestevon]

That still isn’t right.

If Joey told me we were kicking off v Brighton in 55 minutes I'd double check tbh

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I prefer his brother Tarka. Goes through opponents easily.

Didn’t Sir Cliff have something going on with his sister ‘Livin’

 

[Mrtallywacker]

It’s the Brian bit for me that compounds it. Stupid comical alliteration. It wouldn’t hit the same if he was called Martin Brobbey. Brian Brobbey sounds like a League of Gentlemen character.

Okey dokey pig in a pokie. Good morning transfer virgins.
Today, we'll be looking at the first stage of any Everton transfer, mulling over a bid.

 

[Joey66]

Joey mate, according to your list we signed Patterson when he was 15

Look, I copied & pasted that chart - It's still horrific on the spending we made on mostly expensive duds..... Swansea city must love us, Sig & Williams .....

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

General attitude of the City fans seems to be of yeah kinda needs to move on as he's good but not good enough yet to play the level they need him to be...

I'd be happy with him for 25m or less for sure, wait till the summer then the likes of Newcastle, West Ham, Villa, and various German teams will all have money constraints gone and we'd have zero chance at that point.

Btw it's be funny if Moyes 'need the right DNA' comment was a Freudian slip as we are after him, can see that being used by Moyes directly if we got the lad, be worth it for the unveiling vid as they'd be idiots to not run clips of ball at the start before unveiling the lad.

Remember the days when clubs would develop youth and then bring them into the team and they’d develop into first team players? These chumps want to farm players out and if they sell they want ridiculously low buyback clauses into the bargain!

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Our scouting report should just have one line that reads: 1 goal in 17 games for a striker in Holland.

And that should be the end of that.

 

[Noble Savage]

Remember the days when clubs would develop youth and then bring them into the team and they’d develop into first team players? These chumps want to farm players out and if they sell they want ridiculously low buyback clauses into the bargain!

The Barcelona system . Worked a couple of times for them. .

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Joey mate, according to your list we signed Patterson when he was 15

Wasn’t it around that age @Zatara spotted him and told us all about the lad.

 

[Encoder]

I think that it's best for all concerned if we stop self-generating rumours.

Not one single noteworthy report has listed us as even inquring about the likes of Dewsbury-Hall and McAtee.

I'm all for discussing transfers but lets keep it somewhat realistic.

 

[Nymzee]

Okey dokey pig in a pokie. Good morning transfer virgins.
Today, we'll be looking at the first stage of any Everton transfer, mulling over a bid.

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[dutchblue54]

Us spurs wham

Supposed to be West Ham according to Dutch websites. Spurs have pulled out, we have enquired it said. Even Roma were mentioned but thought he was too expensive lol

 

[Evo2901]

I think that it's best for all concerned if we stop self-generating rumours.

Not one single noteworthy report has listed us as even inquring about the likes of Dewsbury-Hall and McAtee.

I'm all for discussing transfers but lets keep it somewhat realistic.

To be fair nearly every national newspaper linked us with Dewsbury-Hall last night so think there’s certainly some truth to that one. McAtee on the other hand is probably a bit far fetched and no links whatsoever.

 

[Encoder]

To be fair nearly every national newspaper linked us with Dewsbury-Hall last night so think there’s certainly some truth to that one. McAtee on the other hand is probably a bit far fetched and no links whatsoever.

Ah just seen, apologies.

Strike Dewsbury-Hall off my shitlist then.

McAtee is still pie in the sky for me. Like when everyone pretended we could get Foden on loan years ago.

 

[Mr Happy]

Striker then