2024/25 David Moyes

[Tommy Chong]

“Release the cardigan!”

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A cardigan to Moyes is akin to what a pair of brown brogue dress shoes are to Martinez.

Besides:

Don't they make our gaffer look dapper!

And aside from Moysie, the only other man who could pull off the cardigan look that well was:

Steve McQueen, right?!

And in any case, I've still got a closet full of cardigans that I bought during his first spell because I thought they looked tit.
Haven't worn them since, and now I have a reason to crack them out again!

 

[Moomin]

 

[davek]

I thought there was going to be a Paddy Power punch line there.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

They tried to spam here with that AI crap. Clicked the YouTube channel and saw they had a Klopp one before it. Immediately binned.

Edit. Salah. Not Klopp.

 

[Goat]

Actual banger that.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

A cardigan to Moyes is akin to what a pair of brown brogue dress shoes are to Martinez.

Besides:
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Don't they make our gaffer look dapper!

And aside from Moysie, the only other man who could pull off the cardigan look that well was:
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Steve McQueen, right?!

And in any case, I've still got a closet full of cardigans that I bought during his first spell because I thought they looked tit.
Haven't worn them since, and now I have a reason to crack them out again!

Cardigans - all the warmth of a sweater with the flexibility of a jacket!

 

[Ming the Merciful]

I've carried the hate of rejection a long time but I'm ready to forgive.

I never stopped loving you Moysey. Even when you turned the wains against us.

 

[matty1878]

did you direct it mooms?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Actual banger that.

'And I'm wearing my cardigan' is not a lyric you'd want to hear in a rap video!

FFS, I was being slightly facetious in my post above.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Arteta2391]

blessed are thee who have seen Moyes in a umbro track suit

 

[PITA]

When could we have got them both for £20m?

Considering Wood cost Forest £15m after having also paid a loan fee of £3m.

And spence cost a reported £20m when spurs bought him.

Thats nearly £40m.

You're not suggesting that Lemonhead is making stuff up are you?

 

[Marc bolan]

blessed are thee who have seen Moyes in a umbro track suit

What about the tweed jacket I'm sure he wore against Villareal

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm not sure how relevant it is to this thread like, but...

Maybe start a thread in the Ale House "Show us your coat"?

Jack Wolfskin? Slightly off-topic, but I'd bin using any of their products, Dave.

I had a mate a while back who also had a Jack Wolfskin jacket...
He loved that jacket and wore it everywhere. Noticeably so.

My other mates and I, being the bellends that we use to be, starting having slight digs at his expense every time we saw him:
'Ah mate... See you're wearing 'Jack's Foreskin' again', 'It's a good 'cut'. Fits you perfectly!' Etc, Etc...

At first, he laughed it off, like mates generally do, but after a while, it REALLY started sticking in his craw.
He stopped wearing it all together, and eventually he ended up donating it to a charity.

Just a word to the wise, lad.

 

[davek]

Jack Wolfskin? Slightly off-topic, but I'd bin using any of their products, Dave.

I had a mate a while back who also had a Jack Wolfskin jacket...
He loved that jacket and wore it everywhere. Noticeably so.

My other mates and I, being the bellends that we use to be, starting having slight digs at his expense every time we saw him:
'Ah mate... See you're wearing 'Jack's Foreskin' again', 'It's a good 'cut'. Fits you perfectly!' Etc, Etc...

At first, he laughed it off, like mates generally do, but after a while, it REALLY started sticking in his craw.
He stopped wearing it all together, and eventually he ended up donating to a charity.

Just a word to the wise, lad.

I've had them before. My complaint is that the waterproof coating it had started to flake and peel off after a few years.