Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

[chrismpw]

Think it needs a different thread.

Sports enthusiasts are one route to male pseudo superiority.

Anti-vax, gardening, sheds, electronics, diy, home workshops, and claiming to be 'dull' is another. Needs it's own thread

But those with sheds and workshops ARE superior. Don't even need to flex.

 

[DanB90]

an ice bath doesn’t happen unless you tell everyone about it on your Instagram along with the temperature.

“Good morning everyone. Just wanted to jump on quickly and tell you all about how plunging my body in freezing temperatures has turned me from a cokehead into a pious bellend who is now addicted to walking up small mountains in North Wales and walking along muddy trails”

 

[tommye]

But those with sheds and workshops ARE superior. Don't even need to flex.

*eyes power tool collection and nods smugly

 

[JimmyJeffers]

“Good morning everyone. Just wanted to jump on quickly and tell you all about how plunging my body in freezing temperatures has turned me from a cokehead into a pious bellend who is now addicted to walking up small mountains in North Wales and walking along muddy trails”

I know a lad who does exactly this. Drove to Snowdon to climb up it at 4am along with his life coach and posted all about it.
Me and another mate only really speak to each other to snidely laugh about it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

But those with sheds and workshops ARE superior. Don't even need to flex.

That's just bait now.

*Fights urge to start another dopey thread*

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Thinking about getting into politics so I can ban road cyclists.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Rugger buggers....hand down.

As someone who ran a pub a 2 minute walk from Twickenham stadium its safe to say I've my fill of the Jeans and brown shoe wearing,2 tone Oakley shade balanced on top of head burk.

They absolutely LOVE drinking Doombar for 10 hours straight and then proceed to fart all over you.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Why do the Weekend Wiggins lot feel the need to constantly shout at each other at full volume as their pathetic peloton weaves its way through the otherwise peaceful, blissful countryside. No one gives a flying feck about your lost baggage in Crete or how your firm is opening an office in Dundee, (just two examples from last summer). No one is listening anyway because YOU ARE ALL SHOUTING YOU MUTANTS!

Dunno about blissful if the amount of fridges and mattresses people dump down Layhams and Beddlestead is anything to go by. Cyclists are way worse than fly tippers though.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Guy I work with does that cross fit……. Last 6 months or so he gone tee total, only see him eating salads and got right on this particular flavour of exercise. Think he’s there 3-4 days per week minimum and it starts at 6am or something, so he’s up at 4am sending emails etc to let everyone he’s up and going to cross fit…..
In the last 5 weeks alone he been to hospital after choking on a piece of Costco ready cooked chicken breast, and this week he’s having blood tests after feeling lethargic….However none of this stops him pontificating about his health lifestyle and how people need more exercise.

His lethargy has nothing to with getting up at 4am everyday of course

Exercise is of course a healthy thing to do, but the number of people I work with who do 60km runs or do this and their general health and wellbeing seems worse for it with injuries etc.
They’d probably be much healthier doing something far more moderate imho and id be much not having hear about how great it is.

 

[joe1878]

Runners - insist on sharing their runs. I dont care about how many calories youve just burnt off.

Cyclist - why they never yield just to prove point will always amaze me.

Martial artists - after a few bevies and they start thinking they can arm bar anyone.

Speaking of the martial artists, anyone remember the video of them 2 lads abroad somewhere in a bar, and one was pretending he was holding pads, while the other one done 'pad work'? Melts.

 

[Walken]

I'd say the sport or hobby is unimportant, it's when that hobby links to podcast choices and Facebook groups. That being said all motorbike enthusiasts are obviously fat racists

 

[The Binman]

All the sanctamonious blerts wittering about something to do with a tick tock... crying like little babies coz they cant use it.. it has to be sport related, no??

Buy a chuffing watch amd see the little ticking clock tock around the face as you run, climb, wrestle your mum, or whatever it is you do.. go and do one you stupid little barstewards...

Does that count in this bracket...?!?

Christ i feel better for that... (sigh)

 

[Walken]

Think it needs a different thread.

Sports enthusiasts are one route to male pseudo superiority.

Anti-vax, gardening, sheds, electronics, diy, home workshops, and claiming to be 'dull' is another. Needs it's own thread

Since the Internet every boxing gym has become a hive of conspiracy theorists, it's mental

 

[chrismpw]

Guy I work with does that cross fit……. Last 6 months or so he gone tee total, only see him eating salads and got right on this particular flavour of exercise. Think he’s there 3-4 days per week minimum and it starts at 6am or something, so he’s up at 4am sending emails etc to let everyone he’s up and going to cross fit…..
In the last 5 weeks alone he been to hospital after choking on a piece of Costco ready cooked chicken breast, and this week he’s having blood tests after feeling lethargic….However none of this stops him pontificating about his health lifestyle and how people need more exercise.

His lethargy has nothing to with getting up at 4am everyday of course

Exercise is of course a healthy thing to do, but the number of people I work with who do 60km runs or do this and their general health and wellbeing seems worse for it with injuries etc.
They’d probably be much healthier doing something far more moderate imho and id be much not having hear about how great it is.

A good mate took up running with a local group about 10 years ago, in his late 40s. Fair enough. Good for him. But suddenly, his running is ALL he would talk about. It was like going to the pub with a vegan. It came up in every conversation and he posted regularly "just off out for my run" - which really started to pee me off as I was trying to enjoy my elevenses.

He was found collapsed with a heart attack last summer, near the end of his daily run and was only just dragged back to life and is still slowly recovering to this day. He's delighted though that "because of his running" he's had 2 years more than his dad who died of a heart attack in his mid 50s.

 

[Bryan+]

“Good morning everyone. Just wanted to jump on quickly and tell you all about how plunging my body in freezing temperatures has turned me from a cokehead into a pious bellend who is now addicted to walking up small mountains in North Wales and walking along muddy trails”

Preferred these bellends when they where on coke tbh.