Most sanctimoniously self-satisfied male physical exercise hobbyists

[KaiserEFC]

Autospell saved you an infraction there mate.

Oh. I thought I put that. Apple can do one

 

[RufusCat]

Haven't been to a gym since P.E. at school (thats near on 50 years ago).
Only ride my bike on dedicated cycle tracks etc due to the Audi/BMW assassination squads that seem to lurk around every corner.
Safer on the bus.

 

[KaiserEFC]

One of my mates started it a few years ago. Kept trying to get me to go, still bangs on about how good it is now, even though his body is permafucked with constant back and shoulder injuries.

Yeah I knew a girl who was obsessed with it, couldn’t do an actual press up or a proper pull up just the weird kind of half jerky thing they do. Injured every other day too

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The ones who go in the Winter on the sea truly are a breed apart.

I`m amazed more of them don`t die tbh.

My sister in laws kids and her partner are obsessed.
She calls it padlin...wool behaviour.

 

[Rita_Poon]

My sister in laws kids and her partner are obsessed.
She calls it padlin...wool behaviour.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

an ice bath doesn’t happen unless you tell everyone about it on your Instagram along with the temperature.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@john jako is a life coach and has an ice tub

 

[chrissyjack]

I cycle to and from work . Only time I use the bike , really . Lights on , work clothes and hi-viz jacket . Am I excused from all the cyclist “ vitriol” prevalent here

 

[Rita_Poon]

steam room/sauna maniacs, the ones that load it up with olbas oil so strong it burns your eyes. This issue turned up via a pal this week, said there was some little guy practicing his Jean Claude Van Damme in the steam room loaded up with olbas. I thought he'd been drinking until he explained.

we've all got one or two, the raging wallopers that are in a constant masterchef competition that update their latest cooking twice a day all perfectly manicured and staged. I do not care, get it ate and shut up.

sauna bro's, this turned up via an over heard complaint, there's a set of lunatics lead by mr steroids, and his hangers on all fawn over his increasingly vulgar and obviously lies stories about his exploits with a horde of imaginary women.

I'm glad my exercise days are nothing but a distant memory. Seems more hassle than it's worth, and the covid reset of acceptable behaviour has made an entitled selfish and cocky bunch of bellends even worse.

 

[chrismpw]

You should murder them in your metal box. Show them how tough you are.

Those freaking go pros would betray me!

 

[tommye]

Armchair Evertonians.

The absolute lowest of the low

 

[chrismpw]

I cycle to and from work . Only time I use the bike , really . Lights on , work clothes and hi-viz jacket . Am I excused from all the cyclist “ vitriol” prevalent here

People using bikes for useful functions are a fleeting annoyance. I include myself in this category, but I'm using a bike instead of a car. Road cyclists are using bikes in packs instead of being more considerate.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Armchair Evertonians.

The absolute lowest of the low

 

[Alan Whittle]

Why do the Weekend Wiggins lot feel the need to constantly shout at each other at full volume as their pathetic peloton weaves its way through the otherwise peaceful, blissful countryside. No one gives a flying feck about your lost baggage in Crete or how your firm is opening an office in Dundee, (just two examples from last summer). No one is listening anyway because YOU ARE ALL SHOUTING YOU MUTANTS!

 

[Bryan+]

MMA. Closely, and very closely followed by armchair Evertonians.