Match Thread Man United 4-0 Everton - Sunday 1st December - 13.30

[Vintage]

Someone needs to be in that dressing room and asking why their centre forward wasn't getting marked on the edge of the box.

That is absolutely unacceptable at this level.

It's been happening for a couple of seasons now at least not having anyone on the edge of the box for corners. Usually end up having to defend after clearing them as we don't have anyone to pick up any clearance

 

[Mercedes]

Well there ya go.

Even on the odd occasion when we play well (up until they scored) the moaners gonna moan.

Enjoy the second half.

It will no doubt be more to your liking

Look Sean, playing well means scoring goals and making their goalkeeper making saves.

0-0 scoreline, with ZERO saves required is NOT 'playing well'

 

[Mozza1987]

Whilst I’m no fan of Dyche you can’t put the blame on him for Branthwaite dithering on the ball and our attack making poor decisions

I would argue though what he does in training with our attackers when it's the same thing week in week out.

 

[Titus Shambles]

All the beto lovers must be pleased they got their way aswell

Because Calvert-Cows-Arse-With-A-Banjo would have had a hattrick by now?!?

 

[matty1878]

No point being defensive now. His precious clean sheet is gone. Just go for it second half.

SUBS:
Patto Mykolenko
Doucoure Mangala
Gana DCL
Lundstrøm Harrison

Put Patto RB and move Young LB. Take Doucs off, Mangala will give us more control in midfield. 4-4-2 diamond formation. Put Ndiaye at the top of the diamond, McNeil on the right so he can cut in and shoot like he loves to do. Harrison on his preferred side on the left to whip in crosses. Dom and Beto up top

the game went at
1-0 dyche will just carry on not assed

 

[captainvindaloo]

It's like watching a suicide in slow motion!

 

[knowing your history]

No DCL to blame for this too - Beto as isolated as he usually is - 4 4 2 give it a try in the 2nd half fgs

Feels like he started Beto today just to say that's why I don't put him in regularly. Can still remember Dyche randomly starting Simms at Man. United in the run in in 22/23 instead of some of the more winnable home games and pretty sure he made that point straight after that game.

Wolves is a huge game in the season. Can't be losing to them and I think a draw isn't much good either.

 

[HappyJack]

Beggars belief if Dick van Tit is still here after today….

 

[Sharpies volley]

….its not a finisher we lacked, it was quality to take advantage of really promising situations. Incapable of playing a teammate in with the easiest of passes.

It's the same every week mate.

 

[Daytripper]

What’s our name

There’s a swear filter on here sadly

 

[johnjoeefc]

How exactly was it ‘winnable’? We’ve only won twice at OT in the PL era

New manager trying a new formation, man utd looked disjointed for 80% of the half. We had numerous 4 on 3 or 3 or 2 situations completely wasted.

Man utd have their worst team in prem history. Shall I go on?

 

[Blue Roo]

There has to be something the water at Finch farm. There not a bit of wit amongst em, sides Ndaiye

 

[lungo]

I think Dyche is done after this and have a feeling they’re going to go for Moyes

Only if he loses against Wolves.

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Because Calvert-Cows-Arse-With-A-Banjo would have had a hattrick by now?!?

calvert lewin is better.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

What’s our name

Ebepton