Match Thread Everton 2-3 AFC Bournemouth (Sat 31 Aug 3:00 PM)

[BenToffee79]

At least we get our team news earlier than anyone else .

 

[stretford blue]

I didn't think everton could shock me anymore but an hour later I'm still shell shocked

 

[Tree13]

The Mick Keggers effect. No idea why people are shocked.

This.

The moment Keane was named in the starting eleven we effectively started 3 goals down.

We will not win a prem game with this imbecile on the pitch. He is THAT bad.

I'm going to start betting on us conceding 2+ every time he starts a game. Easy money.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

You think Dyche is blameless?

I hate Dyche and have been saying he should be sacked for months.

So No.

 

[Drico]

No game next weekend but i'm sure we'll find a way to lose.

Well, we’ll lose the hearts and minds, anyway.

 

[DuncansPigeons]

That was utterly appalling. Against a quite frankly awful opponent. A decent team would have put 6 past them

Some great play but the manager killed us again with some truly awful substitutions

 

[Giraffe_Baker]

Can't win them all, am I right guys??

 

[matty1878]

i’m broke

 

[Tullz]

I didn't think everton could shock me anymore but an hour later I'm still shell shocked

Man, I had all those recent-past Bournemouth games in my mind that whole game.

I actually wasn't that surprised, unfortunately..

Can't wait for the day that these thoughts leave my mind.

 

[Bryan+]

i’m broke

Not yet, your suffering must continue.

 

[darkwingduck]

Bobbins, the lot of 'em

 

[Goat]

I am yet again retiring from match reports.

It's the only way we can win.

 

[Lee Smith]

The thing is, Dyche is so thick skinned and stubborn, he will take zero responsibility for this result, and continue to believe that he is right in everything he does.

That’s a real worry.

 

[matty1878]

I am yet again retiring from match reports.

It's the only way we can win.

told you let me

 

[Cels]

If only Seamus Coleman had put his "One-on-One" away, we could have gotten a draw out of the game.