Paris Olympics 2024

[summerisle]

 

[Kurt.]

Overnight wrap up for you Green and Gold sleeping beauties.

Hockey babes 4 Hockey Scruffs 0 in easy peasy match.

O'Callahan crushes OIympic Record as she beats Titmus to the gold.

Womens Rugby continue to put absolute Cricket scores on the Oppo.

Bonzer Beaut O'Neil bows out early after too many bongs pre-tourney. Forgets tricks and seen at the canteen scffing lollies as comp starts.

Big effort but no Cigar for this Mustachioed Wet Legend.

Dapper gent Burton gets the Silver after doing pretty speccy things on this horse, beating the big toothed Toffs but not the Germans.

Nigerians get up on the Opals in a dead set bruiser.

Garside wins the hair awards but gets punched a fair bit in defeat to some clown.

And Massive unit Teremoana Jnr beat the snot out this Ukranian noboby in a 120 second molesting. Lookout.

In the Medals, Japan surges to the Top of the Pops with a rocket while home team France finally get their advantage working for them. Cheatin' China, Aussie, and Korea round out the top 5 while the US, Team GB and the other losers start to pick up some scaggy results.

MCBAIN….MEL GIBSON …. KYLIE MINOGUE….. CRAIG MCGLAUGHLIN ….. SKIPPY …. NEL MANGLE AND BOUNCER… YOUR RUGBY GIRLS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING….. A HELL OF A BEATING

 

[davek]

The way the BBC go on about this gymnast Biles.

She's a yank. Get of your knees worshipping Washington.

 

[Wizard]

MCBAIN….MEL GIBSON …. KYLIE MINOGUE….. CRAIG MCGLAUGHLIN ….. SKIPPY …. NEL MANGLE AND BOUNCER… YOUR RUGBY GIRLS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING….. A HELL OF A BEATING

Lost in the bronze match too

 

[Kurt.]

Lost in the bronze match too

Shame

 

[the golden visionary]

The way the BBC go on about this gymnast Biles.

She's a yank. Get of your knees worshipping Washington.

They've just said they want to win the gold for Biles . Not themselves or their country...

 

[scratchnsurf]

Enjoying Jonny Vegas's commentary on the gymnastics.

 

[Wizard]

5th gold medal for Biles. That’s an incredible achievement. Shame for our girls to miss out on bronze by such a small margin.

 

[Wizard]

Nadalcaraz winning was a lot of fun. It’s particularly funny as Alcaraz doesn’t really have a clue what he’s doing as he never plays doubles but he’s so good he can get himself out of trouble when he’s made a mistake. Usually just being in completely the wrong position on the court.

 

[cronullasharks]

Great swim Kaylee, was nervous halfway but did it comfortably

 

[Rita_Poon]

go on Wiffen

 

[Rita_Poon]

YES !!!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

With an Olympic record to crown it. Belter!

 

[dublinbluenose]

WHAT A PERFORMANCE YES YES YES

 

[cronullasharks]

Terrific race that