This is a satire of those clueless transfer virgin YouTubers right?
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This is a satire of those clueless transfer virgin YouTubers right?
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
No, no. Its all true. He's really not all that. Anyone looking to buy him are mistaken and should move on...
Man united fans are like veruca salt they demand that he comes to their decayed club of past glory then their they gripe about he's not even that good just the apex of entitlement on display
I hope people continue to underrate him, the longer he stays at Everton the better.
We need to prioritise keeping Humungous Jarred.
Sell Onana instead. That’s what I’d go for.
Yorkiebars89
Player Valuation: £1.5m
I think that's exactly how this goes
Happy birthday big lad
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £20m
Sell. Too old.
irishtony1878
Player Valuation: £25m
It will be OK soon, after the election, Ratcliffe wants the government to build him the Wembley of the North (for free).
Isn't he a big donator to Labour? It could happen.
14_dollars
Player Valuation: £25m
Forest have a put a price of £70m on Murillo (!)
Someone better tell Sir Jim Cheapskate over at the leaky theatre of dreams.
Someone better tell Sir Jim Cheapskate over at the leaky theatre of dreams.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
i know he's supposed to be good but he looked like a little pie arse when they played us
14_dollars
Player Valuation: £25m
I think he’s a bit of a ‘Trent’ - occasionally lashes 50 yard passes but not great at the basics of defending.
Our future captain, he must stay.
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