Confirmed Signing Iliman Ndiaye

[DanB90]

Is it because he's 24

Leave him alone mate, he’s still hurting we didn’t sign that 20 year old he first heard about 2 days ago.

 

[Eggs]

…oh ffs, his own thread

 

[DanB90]

Ndiaye will always love you.

Can we start issuing bans for any more of this going forward please @mods.

 

[mahermi1]

Lads all the Marseille fans that I know and have spoken to have said that he’s crap and they can’t wait to get rid

Don't most clubs say that to most players who agree personal terms with other clubs, a little bitterness perhaps, we've pretty much all been guilty of that ourselves.

 

[Victus]

Can we start issuing bans for any more of this going forward please @mods.

oo oooo ooooooo

 

[TheBigIguana]

Is this because he’s good?

Or because it likely means you have to watch less Doucoure?

Why not both

 

[Axlswhk]

Not a big fan of slow attacking player. Please add a yes no poll.

EXCL:

#PL | OM and Everton are close to a total agreement for the transfer of Iliman Ndiaye
The Senegalese striker has already given his to join Toffees
A few details still to be resolved before the white smoke

 

[formerly manx toffee]

We need an out and out goalscorer

 

[YoboCopter]

Lads all the Marseille fans that I know and have spoken to have said that he’s crap and they can’t wait to get rid

How do you have loads of marseille supporting friends out of intrest?

 

[Goat]

Lads all the Marseille fans that I know and have spoken to have said that he’s crap and they can’t wait to get rid

He's utter pants.

The fact that Big Oil wants him only highlights that.

If we pay more than 20p we have been robbed.

 

[MikeH72]

He's utter pants.

The fact that Big Oil wants him only highlights that.

If we pay more than 20p we have been robbed.

Well I know for a fact you have never seen a second of this player on a football pitch so this comforts me somewhat.

 

[Cameron Manning]

Marseille fans seem pretty happy to get rid.

Always a concern. Hopefully it’s not a huge fee and we’ve not chosen him over Minteh.

Marseille fans seem pretty happy to get rid.

Always a concern. Hopefully it’s not a huge fee and we’ve not chosen him over Minteh.

Yes I’d swerve him messes around too much and no end product with either goals or assists!

 

[Goat]

Well I know for a fact you have never seen a second of this player on a football pitch so this comforts me somewhat.

I don't even know what he looks like.

 

[Connor]

Player

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

…oh ffs, his own thread

How much of @Eggs £100m valuation is down to these posts? I need a forum catchphrase.