82 and up for it

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Relate with what?

Put yer brain in gear before you start typing, eh...

Oh hang on, have I missed something? You've not disclosed to being asexual or a eunuch previously?

 

[Old Blue 2]

You know mate, being up for it. Christ lad, isn't it obvious?

You don't know when you're having the piss taken out of you.

I'm laughing at you here in front of my PC.

Anyway, enough of your idiotic attempt at banter, I'm back to writing, something that you obviously cannot do...

 

[Old Blue 2]

Oh hang on, have I missed something? You've not disclosed to being asexual or a eunuch previously?

Don't give up yer day job (if you've got one) to be a comedian. You are as funny as a RS supporter...

 

[Goat]

Tory advice columns for you

Tap tapping should instantly mark them for death.

 

[cronullasharks]

What an angry old man

 

[Goat]

Ladies and Gents, welcome to the OLD arena.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

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Tap tapping should instantly mark them for death.

I have absolutely no idea what any of this means, read it three times, clueless.

I hate it though. I sense something smug, self serving and utterly repellant behind it.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Why is he "sat" in a chair? I don't get it.

 

[Goat]

I have absolutely no idea what any of this means, read it three times, clueless.

I hate it though. I sense something smug, self serving and utterly repellant behind it.

It's Tory speak.

It's truly repulsive and if it doesn't disgust you then I'm afraid you vote Tory.

 

[Prevenger17]

I'm laughing at you here in front of my PC.

Amazing

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

It's Tory speak.

It's truly repulsive and if it doesn't disgust you then I'm afraid you vote Tory.

It's like Frisian or something, I understand individual words, but the context or meaning is a mystery.

Tories demonised my mum for raising me and my sister on her own. When I pointed this out to them they tell me they mean the "other scrounging single mums".

They reek of Goebbels. I would sooner gouge out my own eyes than vote for that shower of stealing scum.

 

[Joey66]

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@Joey66 is just about to turn 90 and is still racing Touring Cars at Oulton Park.

Sponsored by Dyson and his missus is his pit crew.

Knock 22years off that you ginger numpty

 

[john jako]

Davey getting bladdered all around his own thread by someone older than Churchill is quality Saturday night viewing.

 

[Goat]

It's like Frisian or something, I understand individual words, but the context or meaning is a mystery.

Tories demonised my mum for raising me and my sister on her own. When I pointed this out to them they tell me they mean the "other scrounging single mums".

They reek of Goebbels. I would sooner gouge out my own eyes than vote for that shower of stealing scum.

Yep, my Mother was also a single parent, worked 3 jobs at 1 point to save up enough money for her own home, still wasnt good enough.

And this is why every chance I get, I will vote the vermin out.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Rachel Johnson eh? She's got that hearty hockey-sticks outlook on life. Bit like Sarah Ferguson.
My advice would be forget the dating sites, old boy, and join a hill-walking group.
You'll keep fit and you might meet some nice ladies at the same time.