Match Thread Brighton & Hove Albion v Everton - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[formerly manx toffee]

Yes

No shots on target

 

[Thomasc]

Been working

Are we still turd?

 

[witchdoc187]

Yes shredding. What match are you watching? 10 shots, 3 on target, 8 corners.

Utter nonsense. They've had no clear chances. 2 headers from the corner into Pickfords arms don't remember the third. Yes they're on top but to say they're shredding our midfield is the sort of over reaction far too common on the match day thread.

 

[Runub]

I decided to cut my toenails and trim nose hair instead of watching the 1st half,sounds like I made the right decision

Back, crack and sack second half

 

[GoldenToffee]

Exactly, they haven’t at all
It’s the very definition of a bore 0-0

Until they score off their 19th corner and it ends 1-0.

 

[matty1878]

0-0 i would party tbh

 

[witchdoc187]

I decided to cut my toenails and trim nose hair instead of watching the 1st half,sounds like I made the right decision

45 mins to trim your nasal hair. Must be as bad as mine

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Been working

Are we still turd?

I think we call it pragmatic now

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

No shots on target

Not sure your stats are up to date then because Pickfords had to save 3 free headers from corners

 

[witchdoc187]

I’m short sighted, he did look off

Surprised you're allowed to use your phone whilst running the line

 

[Tree13]

First division ground, first division atmosphere. BHA are there for the taking IF we make a couple of tweaks at half time.

 

[No Alla Violenza]

What’s everyone got against Gana? He’s the least of our issues, it’s those duds upfront that need sorting out

 

[Dharma]

Been working

Are we still turd?

Diarrhea.

 

[witchdoc187]

Not sure your stats are up to date then because Pickfords had to save 3 free headers from corners

Catch would be more accurate. They weren't remotely threatening

 

[CrimsonToffee]

When they do manage to string a few passes together they look threatening, but so many passes go astray

It boggles the mind to know that grown men get paid unbelievable amounts of money to not be able to pass a ball to a teammate 10 yards away.