Yeah, we'd have Maupay'd him.
Melchizedek
Player Valuation: £8m
I hope DCL scores this weekend, but I'm also worried the elite clubs will come snatch up our 1 in 21 striker if he does.
So hard being an Everton fan.
So hard being an Everton fan.
Lobworm
Player Valuation: £1.5m
I recall Saha going a long time at one point too.
Marcus Bent must have had a good streak in our 4th placed season. Think he had 3 goals all year.
Lobworm
Player Valuation: £1.5m
I remember him getting a standing ovation because he did loads of chasing.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Everton fans love a Duracell bunny.
A player who takes the odd risk but doesn't always come off? Get the hell out right now.
*spits
Couldn’t stand Saha personally. One of our most overrated players of all time.
And you really care !!
I couldn't care less how he put that ball in the net and guaranteed safety...
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
Lobworm
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Wasn't his goalless streak 20 odd games for us, or did I dream that? Who's the board statto?
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
Think you missed the point but never mind.
He went 11 months without scoring a league goal. Started most games in that time too.
You do realise this doesn’t make him look better don’t you? Like it’s basically just saying that he gets more chances than most players in the league, and yet he’s scored 3 goals?
Not good reading unfortunately
