Davek needs a cuddle

tonka1878 · December 17, 2023

Yorkiebars89 said:
give him a squeeze

Ideally around the neck.

SJB · December 17, 2023

Moggers said:
A massive, massive contrarian is Dave, behold this quote from last year from myself in the relegation thread responding to another posters thoughts on Dave being the calming voice amongst All the 'noise' last year :-
"Defo, he has been the voice of reason in here and spot on with a lot of things, a calm head amongst all the uncertainty.
My next Photoshop of him will defo be something happy / positive, I'm thinking along the lines of a Teletubbie sun type scenario...."

Bear in mind this was my feelings about Dave's post LAST season in APRIL when we were decimated in confidence, spirit, etc.. . When he was being the voice of reason... NOW after winning FOUR games on the spin he suddenly thinks that Burnley, Sheff Utd, Luton are going to go on a Barca-esque training camp circa 2008 and propel us back into the relegation zone....?? Yeah, we can't take that seriously.

I Learnt to embrace the bewilderment and just Photoshop himself into topical situations whenever I proper felt anger against our resident lemon headed contrarian, he is like the Batman to my Joker, he annoys the Eff out of me but I couldn't live without him... :-
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ERGO - All joke aside, Throw him on ignore now and again if you are getting too annoyed by him,. Me? Yeah I'm proper obsessed with him and plan to bring my book out next year "Inside the mind of a contrarian Orange (Lemon?) seriously he did actually help me last year with his sane shouts when everyone was losing their heads (Me included!) :-D

That's a lot of effort to go to just to admit someone gets under your skin.

tommye · December 17, 2023

Was a decent poster once upon a time until he went all Goebbels and started sucking Putin off.

Parody of what he once was.

Brett Angell Delight · December 17, 2023

Just a quick question buddy:

How dare you?

tonka1878 · December 17, 2023

tommye said:
Was a decent poster once upon a time until he went all Goebbels and started sucking Putin off.

Parody of what he once was.

I think you are crossing over your eastern bloc fascist Bastards. I understand why in a thread about Divot.

PhilM · December 17, 2023

Dave is GOT’s ying, to Everton’s yang. He keeps feeling you all in.

Tennessee Blue Mike · December 17, 2023

Just wait until he finds out Zelensky is following us.

aglee · December 17, 2023

Gwladys St. Glory said:
I think sourpuss is past the point of needing a cuddle and may require a tossing of the salad (not an offer).

After some of his recent comments he deserves a high five. In the face. With a chair.

twoblue · December 17, 2023

Mikey_Fitzgerald said:
Don’t feed the troll

The man’s not real been created to keep the arguments going.

Armaghtoffee · December 17, 2023

PhilM said:
Dave is GOT’s ying, to Everton’s yang. He keeps feeling you all in.

Jamiednm · December 17, 2023

I’ve had him on ignore for probably at least 2 years. It make the experience of this forum much better.

I have noticed an uptick in other posters quoting him recently though, so that in itself is like a microcosmic study on the state of DavidK’s psychological state.

Tipp blue · December 17, 2023

Toffe3m4n said:
I mean.. I consider Dave to be amongst the most repugnant posters on GOT (in the most respectful way) but I do agree with him that, big picture, there's still a long way to go. We've seen in the Premier League in recent years that absolutely any team can go on a good run - even those at the bottom. Us & Bournemouth recent good examples. Luton certainly seem to be giving it a right go..

There's an argument to be made that he could probably do with just enjoying the winning run whilst we're on it though like.. lol

What's with the love in with Luton. They are on 9 points after 15 games thay are cow manure..

.. the 3 at the bottom are 3 of the worst PL teams ever, it's going to take the lowest points total ever to stay up this year.. we'll be safe by the end of February without getting any of our points back.