Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Doucs yer man
He has his uses, though!Doucoure is an absolute shocking footballer.

Doucoure do the honourable thing and retire you kin donkey.
He’s awful but he does score every now and again.
Well this... didn't really have time to age at all lolKills me that Doucoure is, apparently, the best player we can possibly field in that position...