Match Thread Doncaster Rovers vs Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Tommy Chong]

We really are trying our hardest to gift them a goal, aren't we?

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

This Chermitti. I've seen enough, we're selling a better player in Cannon

 

[Curtis]

Other than chermeti , do our players realize they can make runs and don't have to be statuesque off the ball during our rare attacking forays?

 

[chicoazul]

Everton players are exceedingly bad at finding other Everton players with the football.

 

[Melchizedek]

Counter attack and we slow it down and pass it to the opposition. Astonishing levels of incompetence that would be laughed at at non league standard.

Have to slow it down so we can play it back to Pickford to HOOF IT.

 

[Everton1878Cam]

300 minutes

No goals

We’ll take this nil nil into penalties and Jordan’s waterbottle heroics will save us.

 

[Del-boy]

Haha ZERO touches on their box. Just relegate us.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Are they on a mission to just run headlong into trouble? It's like an 11 year old playing fifa.

 

[Number_25]

I don't understand why Dobbin is running so square there.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

This is horrific.

What the hell does Dyche do on the training pitch

Nothing. Just running. He is a throwback of a manager, just as many of us called him out to be.

We were just called out as football hipsters though because he did a coaches' voice! The fact the coaches' voice was an explanation of Sunday league tactics with some jazzy terms was lost on many though.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Badly coached team with no fight and no confidence

 

[allen]

This is a legit candidate for worst match I’ve ever seen.

 

[Darren2k23]

Struggling with and without the ball. What’s going on? We need to get some control.

 

[PeregrineT]

Chermiti definitely not ready, and Patterson having a nightmare leading the issues with this

 

[Wat Tyler]

We need half time not even messing