This lad being selected is more a reflection of Dyche picking him rather than his capabilities.
GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool
Player Valuation: £6m
If it was an animal it would be put down
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
That 3rd goal 
StHelensBlue
Player Valuation: £500k
Absolutely nuts, mate. Crazy decisions.
StHelensBlue
Player Valuation: £500k
Dog poo!
He's the poor man's maguire,
But that is the worrying thing that Branthwaite will go elsewhere
Michael, on the off chance you read this, ask the manager to drop you
It will be a release valve that will calm things down if you don’t play for a bit
You will forever be my fellow Four Heaton’s homeboy, but right now Everton FC needs you to bow out
It will be a release valve that will calm things down if you don’t play for a bit
You will forever be my fellow Four Heaton’s homeboy, but right now Everton FC needs you to bow out
My Cringe meter has just broke.
The actual hatred I have for this man burns so deep, deeper than any player that’s ever played for Liverpool.
Complaining about Keane isn’t going to help or work either
If Dyche drops him after that, then he’s shown weakness and given in to the mob
It’s an absolute mess
We’ve just got to hope that Branthwaite trains so well that he becomes undeniable
If Dyche drops him after that, then he’s shown weakness and given in to the mob
It’s an absolute mess
We’ve just got to hope that Branthwaite trains so well that he becomes undeniable
The Binman
Player Valuation: £8m
Should be punted before the window closes... but we will have to pay someone to buy him!? Maybe we can offer a leg here, an arm there.... a colossus ass of a defender. Couldn't defend literally anything.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
How in the world is that showing weakness?
What?? No he hasn’t at all, he’s acted as a manager should and dropped a player based on his poor performances.
