Four wrong things
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McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Forget about it mate, with the exception of some of the kids on here, the next Gen are complete wallies.
Congealed mayonnaise or ketchup around the top of the jar or bottle. Bleuuuurghhh!!!
Squadge - the substance produced when jizz mixes with fanny batter which is impossible to get out of sheets.
People driving in the middle lane of the of the motorway at just under 70 who won't move over despite the inside lane being clear. Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.
Ugg boots. Girls, not even Kylie looks good in them. Stop it, FFS!
Squadge - the substance produced when jizz mixes with fanny batter which is impossible to get out of sheets.
People driving in the middle lane of the of the motorway at just under 70 who won't move over despite the inside lane being clear. Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.
Ugg boots. Girls, not even Kylie looks good in them. Stop it, FFS!
ijjysmith
Calm
LOL all over the place!
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
i sympathise wih you here, nobody in my office had ever heard of Shaft ffs,,, i explained there was a film and a song ffs but they still denied his existance.
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
1. people who only go 20mph in a 30 mph zone
2. people who don't indicate on roundabouts
3. Taxi drivers who will stop in the middle of the road and block off the whole street so they can pick up the alcoholic woman who lives in number 37 and take her to the pub
4. Old people driving who can't see over the steering wheel and have he nerves of a jelly.
2. people who don't indicate on roundabouts
3. Taxi drivers who will stop in the middle of the road and block off the whole street so they can pick up the alcoholic woman who lives in number 37 and take her to the pub
4. Old people driving who can't see over the steering wheel and have he nerves of a jelly.
Alio
They call me Avocado Baby
People who are something.com. That's my biggest hate
People who say things like "think I need to find a girlfriend" on twitter or Facebook. Listen my friend, it's the fact you're an absolute bell, trying changing that, it may help your chances on finding one. Ps these so called girlfriends are not ready made waiting for your services, just sat there waiting for your tweet. Grr. As if you write that at 30!!!!?
Seeing my ex out and about or in photos. I will never overachieve so well again. Maybe I'll tweet something about it in order to find a new one...
Colds that refuse to go away. My nose will look like Alex Fergusons before long
People who say things like "think I need to find a girlfriend" on twitter or Facebook. Listen my friend, it's the fact you're an absolute bell, trying changing that, it may help your chances on finding one. Ps these so called girlfriends are not ready made waiting for your services, just sat there waiting for your tweet. Grr. As if you write that at 30!!!!?
Seeing my ex out and about or in photos. I will never overachieve so well again. Maybe I'll tweet something about it in order to find a new one...
Colds that refuse to go away. My nose will look like Alex Fergusons before long
Sid James
Player Valuation: £10m
I Like your thinking .... and on a similar note
1: People who sit in the right hand lane because they are turning right 5 miles down the road
2: Middle Lane drivers, move over FFS
3: People who go really slow when there's traffic coming the other way or in no overtaking zones, then as soon as it's clear put their foot down to stop you overtaking
4: People on toll roads, tunnels, bridges etc.. who wait until they've reached the toll booth to work out they've not got the right money or can't find their card
ijjysmith
Calm
Sorry mate.
Sid James
Player Valuation: £10m
ha ha, that's Ok, You're emasculated enough driving your Puma FFS, without people overtaking you in their Kia Picantos, it was you with the Puma wasn't it
Bigmaclad
No mate
1. Music that's in the charts nowadays.
2. The use of hashtags on any other site apart from twitter FFS.
3. Girls that are quite blatantly ****s, yet complain about how boys never go for the 'real woman,' please.
4. Girls that go out with total bells then complain when they are cheated on.
FFS
2. The use of hashtags on any other site apart from twitter FFS.
3. Girls that are quite blatantly ****s, yet complain about how boys never go for the 'real woman,' please.
4. Girls that go out with total bells then complain when they are cheated on.
FFS
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