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Top 5 farts

1. The squealer
2. The baritone
3. The silent killer
4. The bath bubbler
5. The hope that's actually a fart
 
Top 5 break ups

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Faking your own death
3. Pretending to be gay
4. Completely ignoring them until they leave you alone
5. It's not me, it's you. You've got fat.
 
Top 5 break ups

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Faking your own death
3. Pretending to be gay
4. Completely ignoring them until they leave you alone
5. It's not me, it's you. You've got fat.

You forgot this : Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.
OR
I really like you.............So does my wife.
 

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