2022/23 Michael Keane

[everton1953]

He will be our number 2 striker and useful for when Dom gets injured

I'm only half kidding

I will pick up the other half and back him as third choice striker , ahead of Maupay.

 

[Clarky cat]

Sure Dyche prefer to keep him, Holgate needs to go to

You really have it in for Mason, did he fart and follow through near you in Smethick? Did you meet him and he was a bell? Genuinely curious btw
I agree about Holgate, he needs binning but nobody is touching him with those wages (the Everton virus)

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Do one you rotten trollop.

 

[everton1953]

I like Keane. That goal against Palace cemented his place in Everton folklore. The following Richarlison and Dom goals had to follow against a broken Palace.

 

[Littlesue]

You really have it in for Mason, did he fart and follow through near you in Smethick? Did you meet him and he was a bell? Genuinely curious btw
I agree about Holgate, he needs binning but nobody is touching him with those wages (the Everton virus)

No he's lovely, he came to a couple of away matches and stood with us in the crowd, not got it in for him at all

 

[Clarky cat]

No he's lovely, he came to a couple of away matches and stood with us in the crowd, not got it in for him at all

Oh… a bit of the other then eh Sue? I’d heard he was alright enough for a young lad with a garage full of cash. Still needs punting like

 

[Littlesue]

Oh… a bit of the other then eh Sue? I’d heard he was alright enough for a young lad with a garage full of cash. Still needs punting like

Send him back to us, we'll look after him, still have his Spiderman pj"s in the cupboard

 

[MikeH72]

I like Keane. That goal against Palace cemented his place in Everton folklore. The following Richarlison and Dom goals had to follow against a broken Palace.

No.

 

[everton1953]

No.

No? You can't have been there then?

 

[Ferguson1878]

6 years of this waster not a sniff of a bid or anything for him in all that time

 

[MikeH72]

No? You can't have been there then?

No I wasn’t.

 

[everton1953]

No I wasn’t.

Enough said then.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Enough said then.

Doesn’t need to have been there to recognise it wasn’t but hey keep making snarky comments

 

[MikeH72]

Enough said then.

Weirdly I watched exactly the same game on TV and saw exactly the same things as you did while at the game. What a futuristic concept.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Weirdly I watched exactly the same game on TV and saw exactly the same things as you did while at the game. What a futuristic concept.

Wait till he discovers fire.