You wake up with a morning glory. You consider a nice morning wank but then see us being linked again with Darron ****ing Gibson. Meh.

My brothers a Tottenham fan (not quite sure what went wrong with him) and said to me the other day that he used to be worried about playing us, he said nowadays they just look on it as 3 points in the bag, much the same way as they would expect to go to Norwich and sweep them aside, he didn't even bother texting me abuse when they won, he pity's me![]()
Gonna have to set fire to the house i'm afraid mate. It's the only way.
Gonna have to set fire to the house i'm afraid mate. It's the only way.
With fireworks, I assume.
I tried, he made it out somehow. The backup plan is to shag his girlfriend and destroy her foof, thus leaving it unusable for him
Suicide pact. its the honourable way.
Where are the pics of your birds foof mate? We're waiting patiently.
But it's wearing thin.
LOLOLOL I can't believe you've just posted that.
Brilliant lad. I did open it at work like but the banter is terrific. Me and you would make an amazing double team. We'd terrorise this place.
Mwuhahaha, a new reign of terror is about to begin on GOT