Beards

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What's your view of them GOT? All the rage amongst hipster types for a few years, trend seems to abating a little.

Fan, think they're a disgrace, or can't grow one?

Edit: forgot to add, pics or GTFO

 

[Connor]

My beard is very handsome, stop being jealous

 

[the golden visionary]

I have

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Had one for years I've got no top lip so it comes in handy.

 

[tommye]

Used to hide hideous deformities.


Not needed here.

 

[Kurt.]

A ready made kiddy fiddler disguise kit

 

[chicoazul]

SAY IT.

 

[chrismpw]

My beard comes and goes with my whim. It's been pretty permenant for the last few years as I can't be arsed shaving 3 times a day and the female says she likes it. Hides my face etc.

Got pretty long during lockdown as I decided to see how long it would get. 5 inch hairs if you're curious. I cut it off and kept it in a tub, planning to weigh it for a potential quiz question. I thought it was a reasonable idea. Unfortunately the female found it and told me otherwise.

As beards give the air of wisdom I think they should be illegal on the under 35s though because I associate them with hipster twattery.

 

[BNJ1878]

I voted cheesy toast because there was no 'depends' option.

A well groomed beard of reasonable length is fine.

A scraggly 'freshly radicalised youth' beard is garbage.

Massive lumberjack/Cap'n Birdseye beards should be banned. (unless you're a lumberjack or a deep sea fisherman)

 

[SJB]

I keep mine pretty short these days. It always used to take a bit of a gingery tinge once it got to a certain length and the last few years there's more than a few greys. It's predominantly dark so if I let it get long it resembles one of them tri-colour border collies.

 

[Pootsy]

Wouldn't have one myself but I appreciate a good beard. As long as they are maintained.

Movember is the maximum face furniture for me annually.

 

[cronullasharks]

Having to wait twice as long for a haircut because every tosser needs a beard trim now as well makes it a no.

 

[magicjuan]

Stubble

 

[cronullasharks]

Stubble

The right answer as it shows you are a) too lazy to shave every day and b) you've given up caring what you look like. 4 days max though as you're then edging into beard territory.

 

[Littlesue]

Stubble or short beards OK