Things that may be true about GOT members

[Alio]

Artetafan has been eaten by his own beard

 

[Sid James]

The broadcast of a Photofit on Crimewatch, of Chicoazul, in the early 90s, brought about the advent of Widescreen TV

 

[Cena]

Spikeman is actually 32 years old

 

[ijjysmith]

Cena_is_an_Evertonian is actually John Cena

 

[Alio]

Milks has 104 cats at his Feline Mansion. He lets his favourite 6 sleep in his bed at any one stage

 

[peteblue]

Bluejock is really a Welsh woman who makes a living selling pegs........

 

[ijjysmith]

Azzurri likes me really

 

[Tubey]

MoutsGoat was a naval commander in the Falklands War, but was given a dishonorable discharge after consuming part of the hull for breakfast.

 

[heatmeiser]

ToffeeTunes once shot a squirrel in the eye with a paintball gun after it made fun of one of his songs.

 

[Tubey]

TheFinnFan is a nephew of Marc Hottiger. Both men are too embarrassed to admit it in public

 

[heatmeiser]

Tubey once shot a squirrel in the eye with a paintball gun after it made fun of one of his songs.

 

[Cena]

Tubey works for TalkSport

 

[heatmeiser]

Alio was once seduced by Owen Coyle on a night out in Blackpool back in 2008. He got to third base down a back alley near the ballroom, but Alio insisted he was saving himself for his wedding night, missing out on the chance of some Cool Coyle Crankin'.

 

[bluejock]

Matt Damon has 122 words for snow. They all have their own font.

 

[Alio]

Bluetak hangs up his posters with pins or prittstick