What would you do if you found a portable toilet on your drive?

[paultheblue]

I woke up this morning and found a box with a portable toilet and a a second had laptop on my drive.
The drive is at the side of the house and the box was in front of the garage between my car and the garage.
I think it was left last night which is all a bit creepy.

 

[kev]

What would you do if you found a portable toilet on your drive?​

The number of sleepless nights I've had worrying about this very scenario. lol

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Test it out.

 

[john jako]

Don’t you dare touch that laptop mate. Don’t want your fingerprints anywhere near that

 

[roydo]

Any neighbours having some building work and it got delivered to the wrong address?

 

[COYBL25]

I’d contact Sacred Vape and ask if @Ashtonian would be able to help with an explanation, as he’s a renowned expert on phenomenon such as this.

 

[Lao]

Report it to the police, they’ll definitely have something to go on.

 

[paultheblue]

Any neighbours having some building work and it got delivered to the wrong address?

Don't think so mate, it's not a site one more like one you would use if you couldn't get up and down the stairs.

 

[paultheblue]

Don’t you dare touch that laptop mate. Don’t want your fingerprints anywhere near that

I did lift it out of the box but didn't open it .

 

[Yarrgh]

I did lift it out of the box but didn't open it .

Too late. You're in the dark web now mate with your mobile toilet sex trafficking outfit.

 

[terryefc]

Sounds like the perfect kit to watch the mighty blues on a dodgy stream.

 

[paultheblue]

Too late. You're in the dark web now mate with your mobile toilet sex trafficking outfit.

I am just packing my cases now mate ,I am going on the run do you know anywhere I can get a decent syrup?

 

[Yarrgh]

I am just packing my cases now mate ,I am going on the run do you know anywhere I can get a decent syrup?

Check the baldies thread. Full of dodgy eggheads there.

 

[Harryflashman]

I woke up this morning and found a box with a portable toilet and a a second had laptop on my drive.
The drive is at the side of the house and the box was in front of the garage between my car and the garage.
I think it was left last night which is all a bit creepy.

I think the most important think is to think really hard over the third one , as I don’t want to be rude but I definitely feel like you’ve wasted those first two wishes .

 

[cronullasharks]

Too late. You're in the dark web now mate with your mobile toilet sex trafficking outfit.

Best of flushing the laptop down the toilet now I'd say