2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Toffeelover]

Thelwell is another who needs binning.

I still dont get how the board cant turn up for a game but that 'kin idiot still can.

For me it was a mistake binning the previous chap.

 

[everton fan number one]

How's the mattress mate, feeling any better?

 

[Nymzee]

How's the matress mate, feeling any better?

Why is your first thought after a defeat to come in here you flute

 

[Runub]

I suspect given our total ineptitude at putting the ball in the net is going to lead to DCL being brought back too soon with the inevitable breakdown and another long absence

 

[riddick]

Why is your first thought after a defeat to come in here you flute

Or it could be a "please hurry back we're terrible"?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

This fella absolutely has to get fit and stay fit from the Brentford home game onwards for us to have a sniff of staying up.

 

[Toffeeslam]

As reliable as a clapped out Lada

 

[ToffeeTim]

We need him to play at least 10 times or we have no chance

 

[MisterJ]

Is this bloke ever going to be fit?

 

[Ferguson1878]

Is this bloke ever going to be fit?

sez he’s out for arsenal on the echo

 

[Moomin]

Why is your first thought after a defeat to come in here you flute

Our fans are a strange bunch.

 

[Nymzee]

Our fans are a strange bunch.

Understatement

 

[Nymzee]

Is this bloke ever going to be fit?

No mate. He's retired. Works in ASDA now.

 

[Toffee!]

lads too busy messin about and entertaining Serge Gnabry’s ex missus, got his mind on other things

 

[MisterJ]

No mate. He's retired. Works in ASDA now.

In the clothes section I assume?