I’ve got some prawn cocktail crisps for Christmas that I’ll contibute.
I'm going to make some tea. Anyone?
Thanks but I'll stick with the bleach.
I’ll bring my Everton mugI make my tea with only the finest blend of strychnine and metaldehyde. Just for occasions like this.
Bloody lightweightAt this point there is only one solution...
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Litre of limonchello on top and get you to 'pop' through bills car window. clean up that mess for some good times bawbag!Evening dudes - Praise the lord I had some Christmas Baileys left