He;s REALLY not good at a lot of things but I'm pretty sure Donald Trump has no idea what footy even is.Not very interested in running? Check.
Shadowy deals with authorities over finance and tax? Check.
Unwavering belief in the face of overwhelming odds? Check.
Continued under the table connections to Russia? Check.
Crashed multiple businesses before and come through unscathed? Check.
There's only one man for the job here people...