Christmas Time

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One of my very favourite things about Christmas is these little things:

Mince Pies!

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im not so keen about x-mas. all that fuzz....

once i was santaclaus and my friend was driving me from place to place, i got 20e per house...when i visited my last house, i was drunk. it was hard to drink through that beard ffs.
 
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So it's December the 1st, from today Christmas adverts are officially allowed, Mulled Wine makes its first sale of the year, you get the chance to bum that Hotty from work at the Office Party and you're already thinking about downloading some Slade.

I've already forgotten to get an Advent Calendar, so I will have to pick one up later. Will probably do this, I'll be massively surprised if you've not seen this picture before

Home Alone is the first of the Christmas films to viewed, shortly followed by Elf, Bad Santa and probably something with Hugh Grant in it

Anyone got any BIG Christmas plans?

A good film for Christmas Time is "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" with Chevy Chase. Recommendable. I like it :)
 

Not seen even one Coca-Cola Christmas commercial on TV yet, so it hasn't started.

Also, I will probably eat my weight in food (again) this year. Woot! This + Alcohol = Christmas time spirit.
 
Not seen even one Coca-Cola Christmas commercial on TV yet, so it hasn't started.

Also, I will probably eat my weight in food (again) this year. Woot! This + Alcohol = Christmas time spirit.


Ahh s*** it. You've outdone me here, this is the golden rule of when Christmas starts. I like the way this is also true in Macedonia. Excellent

Ok, as I have made a massive error, here's the advert

[video=youtube;ogetBqMgau0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogetBqMgau0[/video]

Christmas is now ON.
 
Not seen even one Coca-Cola Christmas commercial on TV yet, so it hasn't started.

Also, I will probably eat my weight in food (again) this year. Woot! This + Alcohol = Christmas time spirit.

Ahh s*** it. You've outdone me here, this is the golden rule of when Christmas starts. I like the way this is also true in Macedonia. Excellent

Ok, as I have made a massive error, here's the advert

[video=youtube;ogetBqMgau0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogetBqMgau0[/video]

Christmas is now ON.

I saw that bad boy in the centre of Leeds a couple of weeks ago and my face lit up.

They had a snow machine and were giving out free cans of coke (you should have seen the queue, lol)

I think it may be in Liverpool One today actually.
 
Ahh s*** it. You've outdone me here, this is the golden rule of when Christmas starts. I like the way this is also true in Macedonia. Excellent

Ok, as I have made a massive error, here's the advert

[video=youtube;ogetBqMgau0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogetBqMgau0[/video]

Christmas is now ON.


Everything is true in the Great Country of Macedonia (plus that's a common fact ffs).
Recent studies even show that Macedonia is, in fact, the greatest country to have ever existed on the Earth of Macedonia's surface. Even more recent studies show that 100% of the Earth's population has Macedonian DNA, because Alexander the Great of Macedonia has slept with every woman on the planet.

Eat it, you're all Macedonians.

Welcome to the tribe, comrades!


*Prepares tree, alcohol and food for Christmas.
 
Christmas things

1.Scrooged ( this is me, i swear )
2.Home Alone
3.Mince Pies
4.M&S food.
5.Great Escape
6.Turkey butties with brown sauce
7.Cooked breakfasts
8.Chocolate for breakfast
9.Hot birds ( turkeys or actual women )
 

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