minor things that make you fume


Airports and air travel bring out the worst in some people.

The ones that hold up the entire security queue by waiting until they're at the front before taking their belt and shoes off. Or they treat the metal detector like a fairground ride, going through it six times before remembering they have £600 worth of 50p pieces in their pocket.

That's before you get the morons who stand in the aisle on the plane itself, blocking everyone from boarding as they decide to unpack EVERYTHING from their suspiciously large cabin bag. Then they can't lift it up to put it in the overhead locker, but the cabin crew can't get past the massive queue in order to help them. Then they finally sit, but get up again 14 times during the flight to climb over you, because they need to put something back in their bag.

Air travel is ok when you upgrade to business class and get some space, but it's torture in economy. Borderline claustrophobic.
I find air travel is only bearable if you are slightly drunk the whole way through. I have 2 beers before getting on the plane followed by a glass of red wine on the plane then a whiskey after an hour or so.
Actually had to fly a bit during covid times and it was a total dream. Half empty planes and straight through customs.
 
Saw this in a rare yet hellish trip into Swindon today. As if anyone needed another excuse never to go there.

And yes, it was in the town's seedier area.
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