Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[PKwalnuts]

You can't mention 'dealing' to a man with 9 fingers! How's he going to hold the cards! Bloody insensitive.....oh, I see......

Wait till he throws his hand in

 

[woodsyni]

Nine and three quarters lid

Aw, I'd already nicknamed you the Bloody Nine after a brilliant character in Joe Abercrombie books

 

[RAFUH]

(because i've got Mel Brooks on here...)

How much more Jewish did you want him to get?

I'm in the US. Circumcision much common in gentiles here.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Hope they sort you out tomorrow mate.

Nasty, that.

 

[slipstream86]

Nine and three quarters lid

Suppose its better to have less than ten fingers rather than more than ten fingers like some people in the more rural areas of our nation.

 

[Leylo]

Tommye lad!! That's bad ? good luck tomorrow.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'm in the US. Circumcision much common in gentiles here.

it?

 

[Bazlar]

Hope things go well tomorrow mate. At least it wasn't the middle finger. Mrs Tommye will be pleased

 

[daza_1973]

Did the same at work 12 years ago.
Same finger too (took a bit more off than you though)They sent me to Whiston and decided it would be best to amputate it down to the knuckle.
Very stressful time, but it's amazing how you adapt over time.

 

[Oddball]

All in all surprisingly ok thanks.
Bit sore on the arl digit obvs but feel fine otherwise.
Find out more in regards to the mess at plastic surgery clinic tomorrow.

Watch out tomorrow mate - you don`t really feel the bad ones till much later. Get well soon.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Yeah, all the best for tomorrow mate, all the best x

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos.

You well.

 

[kev]

Hope things go well tomorrow mate. At least it wasn't the middle finger. Mrs Tommye will be pleased

He phoned her and said "I've sawn my finger off"
She said "What, the whole finger?"
Tommye said "No love, the one next to it"

 

[woodsyni]

Not many threads where the 'finger' reaction is both an insult AND a taunt!

 

[john jako]

You well.

All good mate. How’s you? Am just having a few cans of Stella after a few crap weeks in work. You been up to much?