Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[arch stanton]

looks a bit sore that does @tommye hope tomorrow goes well.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Ouch. Where's E.T. when you need him?

Hope it gets better soon and that it looks more or less how it did beforehand.

 

[tommye]

This is possibly the grimmest thing I’ve ever seen with these eyeballs, thanks m8

Benitez thread was worse.
NEA

 

[slipstream86]

Make sure you smooth it off with sandpaper afterwards for a good finish

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ouch, heavy that laaa; hope you’re ok.

I got told during my engineering training, never stick your finger where you wouldn’t stick your lash. Not sure if that would have helped in this instance like, but it always stuck with me.

And what about the advice?

a thank you a thank you

???????

no please, no more flowers, send them to tommye

 

[Rita_Poon]

I love how, as Evertonians, we're so numb to horror and misery our response is just to mock the poor guy.

Imagine as has been alluded to above, if he'd nicked his lash. We'd have broken the space time continuum!

 

[verreauxi]

Crikey! That sucks. Hope they can patch you back up. Steady on sir!

 

[woodsyni]

You didn’t look for a sick reaction when you saw the OP’s mangled finger? ?

Fair point! No, wait...I didn't mean to say 'point'! That would be insensitive!

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

How long would Mina be out if this was him?

 

[Rita_Poon]

ffs darling.

You've circumcised the wrong bit.

?

(because i've got Mel Brooks on here...)

How much more Jewish did you want him to get?

 

[woodsyni]

Benitez thread was worse.
NEA

And if some in that thread had been you today, they'd have kept on sawing!!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

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We good ? ?

I braced so hard at the top of the pic I could taste my feet

 

[carlos21]

And if some in that thread had been you today, they'd have kept on sawing!!!

Hiya.

 

[woodsyni]

Hiya.

Hi, bud. You seen the state of @tommye 's finger?

 

[Rita_Poon]

They actually still have that fingerprint.
I however...

And lo, a new power was unleashed on the earth, tommye-lightfinger was born...