Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[Efcjake]

Christ Tommy. If you're lucky and still have it they might be able to put it back on otherwise you're gonna be stubby for life.

Hope it's not your rolling hand

 

[tommye]

I love how, as Evertonians, we're so numb to horror and misery our response is just to mock the poor guy.

This is the response I need. I'm fine, honestly.
Finger just smarts a tad ?

 

[Bungle]

ffs darling.

You've circumcised the wrong bit.

?

And at the wrong age @emir

 

[RAFUH]

*will never move to merica*

As bad as our healthcare system is we don't actually use skillsaws for circumcisions - if that was your concern

 

[Blue 1]

Looks a bit sore, that.

 

[tommye]

Things I have never seen before on GOT

Thread called "Just sawed my finger off"
Pictures of said finger
Owner of said sawn off finger casually photographing, posting and casually talking about said sawn off finger as if he had just broken a nail on a still-attached finger

Feckin' 'ell, mate! That's awful! Genuinely hope you're alright and everything mends well.

(I'd start work on a Dave Allen tribute act, if I were you! - every cloud and all)

The doctor at A&E said my pain threshold was quite something.


50 yrs a blue will do that to a man.

 

[tommye]

Christ Tommy. If you're lucky and still have it they might be able to put it back on otherwise you're gonna be stubby for life.

Hope it's not your rolling hand

We good ? ?

 

[chrissyjack]

Are you sure it was a skillsaw . You weren’t just opening a Fray Bentos pie tin

 

[welshtoffee]

Put your hand in a bag of rice @tommye , it will be sorted mate !!!

 

[Dixieslaces]

As bad as our healthcare system is we don't actually use skillsaws for circumcisions - if that was your concern

The relief is palpable

 

[Donegal blue]

Tryna cut a length of bannister rail in the rain.
Wood slipped, automatic reaction to stop it. Stuck finger out and minced the end off. Ffs

Feckin Ouch ! Sore one that bud.Them skil saws take no prisoners.

 

[RAFUH]

And at the wrong age

Would have thought you might be into that...

 

[Ivo]

Bet that stung a bit.

Let us know if you need anything Tommye

 

[Yarrgh]

Hope you're sorted out tomorrow and you're not suffering too much.

I'll wait until you're on the mend before calling you a daft idiot.

 

[woodsyni]

The doctor at A&E said pain threshold was quite something.


50 yrs a blue will do that to a man.

We're not great at handing out compliments in NI but my respect here is through the roof! Tough cookie!