Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
Ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Mary's for that...
I think I'll just recant my sins on my deathbed instead.
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Ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Mary's for that...
Bah. My half a lager top with lime is already flat.
OH MY GOD ANOTHER THREAD TO BASH MOYSE I'M OUTRAGED, IM GOING TO CALL THE EU AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOU HORRIBLE MEANIES AND ABOUT KENWRIGHT STEALING MONEY FROM EVERTON IN THE SEYCHELLES.
I'd have thought you'd have learnt you can't literally call the EU. Its a place not a person.
But then again, you're not the sharpest tool in the box are you?
The Seychelles is in the Indian Ocean.
The Caymans is in the Caribbean too. You might want to look at a map lid.
Actually I'd probably ask him why he thinks it's a good idea to plan a career based on the advice of random drunks.
PAT - Eh up Moysey, you look glum
DM - oh hullo Pat
FPMSL!! bloody hell!!! I have to add to make this long enough
DM - oh it's just some of the lads at work, oh it's nothing
PAT - come on mate, what's the matter ?
DM - well, they've been picking on me again
PAT - oh FFS, what are they doing now ?
DM - well, you remember when Cahill and Jags used to flick me @rse with the wet towels ?
PAT - yeah but Pip Neville sorted them out didn't he ?
DM - yeah, well now they've all started doing this sort of humming
PAT -humming ?
DM - yeah, just like this monotone humming, when I read out the teamsheet
PAT - you want me and some of the chaps to have a word ?
DM - cor would ya ? i'd appreciate it, that Fellaini's the ringleader
PAT - no probs, i'll get some of the boys from GOT
DM - GOT ?
PAT - yeah, I can't speak for everyone, but i could probably get Ricardobee, Angleseyblue...
DM - right
PAT - maybe Matt Damon
DM - not exactly the fkn A-team like is it ?
PAT - oh well fkn s0d you then
(Pat storms out)